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DoPeY5007
03-15-2002, 08:40 PM
For you cigar smoking lawyers.

A Charlotte, N.C. lawyer purchased a box of very rare
and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire
(among other things). Within a month, having smoked
his entire stockpile of these great cigars, and not
yet having made even his first premium payment on the
policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance
company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars
were lost "in a series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
obvious reason: the man had consumed the cigars in the
normal fashion.

The lawyer sued....and won!

In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the
insurance company that the claim was frivolous.
However, the judge stated that the lawyer held a
policy from the company in which it had warranted that
the cigars were insurable, and had guaranteed that it
would indeed insure them against
fire, without defining what is considered
"unacceptable fire"- and was
obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a
lengthy and costly appeal
process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and
paid $15,000 to the lawyer for
his incendiary bamboozle.

NOW FOR THE GOOD PART.............

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance
company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With
his own insurance claim and testimony from the
previous case being used against him, the lawyer was
convicted of intentionally burning his insured
property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a
$24,000 fine.

Supposedly this is a true story and was the 1st place
winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

Hiro
03-15-2002, 08:48 PM
:heh: :heh: :heh: :heh:

now thats smart thinking on the both the lawyer and the insurance company.

too bad the lawyer didn't think to far ahead. :D

Markel
03-15-2002, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Corsec
now thats smart thinking on the both the lawyer and the insurance company.

too bad the lawyer didn't think to far ahead. :D
And too bad it's another urban legend (http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/cigarson.htm ) :hihi:

oblongmelon
03-16-2002, 08:32 AM
urban legend it may be-but don't you wonder how many people actually try to get away with this stuff?

Markel
03-16-2002, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by chosenfool

"hmmm...so if i put my cat in the microwave, it will burst?" looks at cat, then looks at microwave oven
Why don't you just ask welfare?

CarolinaGal
03-16-2002, 11:30 PM
Plenty old - but they cheer me up!


Q: Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A: It's called, Sosumi.

Q: How do attorneys sleep?
A: First they lie on one side, then they lie on the other.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder; one to shake it; and one to sue the ladder company.

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

Q: What are lawyers good for?
A: They make used car salespeople look good.

Q: What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
A: They're both extinct.

Q: What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
A: Skeet.

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: Another lawyer.

Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.


Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are
walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

Last winter it was so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Q: Do you know what happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.

BrewMaster
03-16-2002, 11:44 PM
them is some funny lawyer jokes. thanks for the comic relief. :D

Nija
03-16-2002, 11:50 PM
*hiccup*

thems there are some funny jokies...

*hiccup*