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brain
03-17-2002, 09:43 PM
"We've been combing the desert for hours and we ain't found ish!"
Post your favorite Spaceballs quotes here...
Speedfreak
03-17-2002, 10:02 PM
"So the combination is 1,2,3,4,5 ... That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage."
psycho-
03-17-2002, 10:09 PM
Helmet: "I see your schwartz is as big as mine"
Helmet: "I always have coffee when I watch radar...you know that!"
"What do we have on this thing, a Cuisinart?!??"
sho.gun
03-17-2002, 10:14 PM
"we've been JAMMED!"
"merchandising!"
Originally posted by chosenfool
ha ha! that reminds me - i need to get that DVD. its only under $10 now!
:D Same here. Great frickin flick. :thumbup:
-OC
DoPeY5007
03-17-2002, 10:22 PM
"we've gone plaid"
F***! Even in the future nothing works!
brain
03-17-2002, 11:20 PM
"Look! Something's coming out of her nose."
"Spaceballs?"
"Oh ish! There goes the planet!"
Kebbies
03-17-2002, 11:47 PM
"barf....baaaaaarrf!"
"i'm a mog. half-man, half-dog...i'm my own best friend."
"that's just what we need...a druish princess."
"now you know that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
i could go on, but i don't wanna recite the whole script by memory :D
Kebbies
03-17-2002, 11:54 PM
more quotes!
"yogurt the wise! yogurt the all-powerful! yogurt the magnificent!"
"please, please, i'm just PLAIN yogurt."
"yogurt! i HATE yogurt!"
"i've lost the bleeps...the sweeps...and the creeps."
"who is that guy?"
"*******."
"no, i know that. what's his name?"
"that's his name. *******. Major *******."
"i don't believe it, i'm surrounded by *******s."
Merlin
03-18-2002, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Kebbies
"that's just what we need...a druish princess."
"now you know that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
:stupid:
And of course...
"You shot my hair!"
"Ludicrouse speed..go!!!!
ApltnHkyMutt
03-18-2002, 05:42 AM
Alls i remeber is that canned air! i wish i could get my hands on that
johnnymk
03-18-2002, 07:41 AM
I'm sure this is not going to do anyhting for my popularity, but I never liked Mel Brooks...maybe if someone had else had played the part that he played, but I never found him to be even a bit funny... same with Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen and the Three Stooges..totally boring comedians.
johnnymk
03-18-2002, 08:45 AM
DF...now that was funnier than any of the comedians I mentioned. :heh:
johnnymk
03-18-2002, 11:06 AM
NYAT NYAY NYAT NYAT...They should have been called the Three Bumbling Idiots!... Sorry, I don't like slapstick. :D
molecularfire
03-18-2002, 01:12 PM
"Spaceballs 2, the search for more money"
"Say goodbye to your two best friends and I don't mean the mog and the robot in the winnebego"
Originally posted by johnnymk
I'm sure this is not going to do anyhting for my popularity, but I never liked Mel Brooks...maybe if someone had else had played the part that he played, but I never found him to be even a bit funny... same with Jerry Seinfeld, Woody Allen and the Three Stooges..totally boring comedians.
Hmm, it appears you don't like Jewish comics...
Dark Helmet: "What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!?"
Col. Sandurz: "Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now."
Dark Helmet: "What happened to then?"
Col. Sandurz: "We passed it."
Dark Helmet: "When?"
Col. Sandurz: "Just now...We're at now, now."
Dark Helmet: "Go back to then!"
Col. Sandurz: "When?"
Dark Helmet: "Now!"
Col. Sandurz: "Now?"
Dark Helmet: "Now!"
Col. Sandurz: "I can't."
Dark Helmet: "Why?"
Col. Sandurz: "We missed it."
Dark Helmet: "When?"
Col. Sandurz: "Just now."
Dark Helmet: "When will then be now?"
Col. Sandurz: "Soon!"
Dark Helmet: "How soon?"
Crew member: "Sir!"
Dark Helmet: "What?"
Crew member: "We've identified their location!"
Dark Helmet: "Where?!"
Crew member: "It's the moon of Vega."
Col. Sandurz: "Good work! Set a course and prepare for our arrival!"
Dark Helmet: "When?!?"
Crew member: "Nineteen hundred hours, sir!"
Col. Sandurz: "By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners!"
Dark Helmet: "WHO?!?!"
DoPeY5007
03-18-2002, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Lil Rascals...
My Grandfather was in a few of those episodes
johnnymk
03-18-2002, 03:20 PM
Hmm, it appears you don't like Jewish comics...
I figured that would come up. When I was engaged to my Jewish girlfriend, we would be watching Jerry Seinfeld and I would tell her I didn't like him, and she would say the same thing. She forgot that I liked Billy Crystal, Robin Williams and a ton of other Jewish comedians.
I am going to go out on a limb and say that there are probably more Jewish comedians than any other group, so there are more to pick from to like and/or dislike.
DARTH
03-18-2002, 03:37 PM
You rock Blu! That was the quote that stuck in my head, but I am too lazy to type it all out. Of course this DVD was amongst the first I purchased A long long time ago in a store far far away....
DARTH
BrewMaster
03-18-2002, 06:40 PM
"Prince Valium"
...'nuf said. :D
RoniMan
03-18-2002, 09:11 PM
"that's my industrial size hair dryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!"
"that better?"
"oh yeah, i can lift 3 or 4 of these things."
"what's the matter colonel sanders? CHICKEN?"
coleslaw
03-19-2002, 12:52 AM
"She's gone from SUCK to BLOW!"
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