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whitak24
03-20-2002, 11:03 AM
i just got this on email....it's a twist on an old joke, and it made me laugh.



The Train Ride

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his
cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by
mistake she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope we go through another tunnel so I can slap Clinton again."
attgig
03-20-2002, 11:09 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
molecularfire
03-20-2002, 11:30 AM
:heh: :heh: :heh:

You're right. That is a nice twist. :heh:
Speedfreak
03-20-2002, 11:38 AM
heh. That's good. GIVE HIM SOME MORE!
leemaj
03-20-2002, 05:05 PM
who is bo derek?
jujubees
03-20-2002, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by leemaj
who is bo derek? :disa:

I understand that you're too young to have seen "10," but ... where art thine googling skills? :P

She's an actress who is best known for her beach-running scene in the above-mentioned movie.
Speedfreak
03-20-2002, 05:19 PM
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790731045.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
leemaj
03-20-2002, 05:44 PM
well i thought she was some politician or something.
Memo
03-20-2002, 07:30 PM
She was also in Tommy Boy. She looked hot for an old lady in it.
Nija
03-20-2002, 07:31 PM
:drool:

I love Bo Derek.... she is soo hot... even now... she is old, and she's hot...

mmm white girl that can pull off braids... :drool: :love2:
Sir_Froggy
03-20-2002, 09:31 PM
ahahhaha :hihi: :laugh: