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jujubees
03-20-2002, 04:51 PM
If you are a TRUE patriot, answer this questionnaire and register! :D

Affirm my patriotism! (http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/)
Speedfreak
03-20-2002, 05:13 PM
Woohoo, I did!
BrewMaster
03-20-2002, 07:04 PM
wow. that is some kinda registration...

the agreement at the bottom had me rolling:

By submitting this questionnaire, I hereby relinquish my right to habeas corpus and all other supposed rights afforded me by the Bill Of Rights. If I am a citizen of the United States and I submit this form, I acknowledge that the Department of Justice and/or the FBI may use this information to arrive at the conclusion that I am some kind of pinko, commie, freedom-hating towel-headed homo who deserves to get a steel-tipped federal jackboot shoved up my treacherous ass, so help me John Ashcroft.
topane
03-21-2002, 05:49 AM
That's funny. Good find, juju.
whitak24
03-21-2002, 08:00 AM
that was really funny. i esp like the political affiliation one:
Republican (right-wing)
Republican (conservative)
Republican (moderate)
Communist/other

:heh:

if they wanted to make it more realistic, they should have changed "Republican (moderate)" to "Republican (moderate/psuedo-socialist)" :P