View Full Version : How Gay Are You?
brainsmile
03-21-2002, 10:03 AM
http://test3.thespark.com/gaytest/
MadCool
03-21-2002, 10:20 AM
LOL!! You are 23% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (10%)
people just as gay as you (3%)
people gayer than you (86%)
aglio412
03-21-2002, 10:27 AM
hmmm, only 25%, i need to try harder :)
brainsmile
03-21-2002, 10:29 AM
I know someone who got 51% and they are upset about it.
jujubees
03-21-2002, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by brainsmile
I know someone who got 51% and they are upset about it. "Someone" is playing the pronoun game. :hehehmm:
aglio412
03-21-2002, 10:39 AM
my gf got 34%....
i told her to hit the books...i'd be happy if we could get her to about 48-49.9%
heheheheehehe
brainsmile
03-21-2002, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by jujubees
"Someone" is playing the pronoun game. :hehehmm: nope... not me... I got 30%. I'm comfortable with that
topane
03-21-2002, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by jujubees
"Someone" is playing the pronoun game. :hehehmm: :laugh:
33% gh3y here.
dbax791
03-21-2002, 11:10 AM
OK, someone needs to post the "Richard Simmons - this thread..." picture, but I cant find it dammit :angry:
aglio412
03-21-2002, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by dbax791
OK, someone needs to post the "Richard Simmons - this thread..." picture, but I cant find it dammit :angry:
how's this?
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/hoover130/ohman.jpg
attgig
03-21-2002, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by aglio412
hmmm, only 25%, i need to try harder :)
Hey, I'm only 25% too!
you wanna hook up? :P
j/k
aglio412
03-21-2002, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by attgig
Hey, I'm only 25% too!
you wanna hook up? :P
j/k
maybe if you were female, hot and scored 40% or higher :)
dbax791
03-21-2002, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by aglio412
how's this?
Nope - its a picture of Richard Simmons saying "This thread is Gay!". Its been posted here before, but I cant find it...
aglio412
03-21-2002, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by dbax791
Nope - its a picture of Richard Simmons saying "This thread is Gay!". Its been posted here before, but I cant find it...
hehehehe, i know what pic you're thinkin of...i just thought my leather-clad friend would be an ok substitute
Nanotech9
03-21-2002, 11:29 AM
26%
but yeah - gotta work on the girlie - get her around 50% or so :naughty: :heh:
Wizard
03-21-2002, 12:19 PM
32%
Now to find out what my girlie gets. Hope it's like 50% :hihi::hihi::hihi: Since she has some really hot friends ;) hehhee
whitak24
03-21-2002, 12:34 PM
i am exactly average - 39%.
however, 77% of people are less gay than me....hmmm...... :heh:
Jenny
03-21-2002, 12:47 PM
hahahahah :heh: My favorite question:
Have you ever shaved your *face*?
I'm Canadian
no
Jenny
03-21-2002, 12:52 PM
btw, I'm 41%. Hey, it was just after high school, ok? :-P
Bojangles
03-21-2002, 12:57 PM
12%.. whew
attgig
03-21-2002, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Wizard
32%
Now to find out what my girlie gets. Hope it's like 50% :hihi::hihi::hihi: Since she has some really hot friends ;) hehhee
yeah, and you got a hot girlie. :)
oblongmelon
03-21-2002, 02:40 PM
You are 40% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!
It's those damn tool pictures-they will get me every time! :)
Jihforce
03-21-2002, 03:36 PM
26%
I'm amazed at how many guys here want a bi gf. :rolleyes:
All I need is one.
GraingerGuy
03-21-2002, 04:20 PM
posted by wizard - 32%
haha....you're more gay then I am! :)
30 over here....:hmm:
NuTs62
03-21-2002, 04:24 PM
28% .. you would think that by living in San Francisco all your life, I'd be alot higher.. :)
Wizard
03-21-2002, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by GraingerGuy
haha....you're more gay then I am! :)
30 over here....:hmm:
GraingerGuy remember I had to use the third floor bathrooms... That should say more than enough :(
With Billy, Andy, Steve, and all those other guys kissing and what not... for shame
Wizard
03-21-2002, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by attgig
yeah, and you got a hot girlie. :)
I am hoping my chances are pretty good since like she's had girls hit on her on various occassions. Oh that would be soo cool.
There's this one friend that looks just like her (except not quite as hot) and I've always wanted to enjoy both of them at the same time. :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:
jujubees
03-21-2002, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Jihforce
I'm amazed at how many guys here want a bi gf.:stupid:
Be careful what you ask for. When she leaves you for "Pat," don't say I didn't warn ya. :P
Burzhui
03-21-2002, 05:31 PM
45 % gay
people less gay than you (87%)
people just as gay as you (1%)
people gayer than you (11%)
brainsmile
03-21-2002, 08:40 PM
I wonder how a gay guy/girl would score
Originally posted by brainsmile
I wonder how a gay guy/girl would score i feel...weird about answering after this question :P
http://www.thespark.com/graphics/frank_talk.gif
"Frank, we need to talk. NOW."
You are 34% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (62%)
people just as gay as you (3%)
people gayer than you (33%)
Based on the 2,028,306 submissions before you.
MadCool
03-21-2002, 10:07 PM
"Frank, we need to talk. NOW." LOL! :heh:
brainsmile
03-21-2002, 10:12 PM
Man that guy looks like he's really trying hard.
Speedfreak
03-21-2002, 11:34 PM
Aight, you want me to bust it out?
http://home.socal.rr.com/speedfreak/gay.jpg
LOL
this thing is rigged...
You are 43% GAY!
That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is only 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (84%)
people just as gay as you (1%)
people gayer than you (13%)
and i would consider myself bi.... haha but one of my friends who says he is totally straight... is 44 percent... heh gonna have to make fun of his gay ass now... :)
dbax791
03-22-2002, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Speedfreak
Aight, you want me to bust it out?
http://home.socal.rr.com/speedfreak/gay.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA YES!! You found it. That pic cracks me up!!!:heh:
whitak24
03-22-2002, 08:40 AM
Originally posted by Wizard
I am hoping my chances are pretty good since like she's had girls hit on her on various occassions. Oh that would be soo cool.
There's this one friend that looks just like her (except not quite as hot) and I've always wanted to enjoy both of them at the same time. :hihi::hihi::hihi::hihi:
wiz, you better hope that your GF never sees that comment. unless she is like the most tolerant girl in the world, she will beat your ass :bonk:
attgig
03-22-2002, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by jujubees
:stupid:
Be careful what you ask for. When she leaves you for "Pat," don't say I didn't warn ya. :P
hahahaha
JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!JERRY!
:p
attgig
03-22-2002, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by whitak24
wiz, you better hope that your GF never sees that comment. unless she is like the most tolerant girl in the world, she will beat your ass :bonk:
:hmmm:
so what's your girlie's e-mail? :P
molecularfire
03-22-2002, 11:34 AM
Hehehehehe... 23% gay. I comfortable with that level. :D
brainsmile
03-22-2002, 03:17 PM
hehe
Originally posted by cpugeek04
you don't have any room to talk
yeah... but... the thing is... I actually admit to being "gay"... or at least Bi-Sexual... so I can talk all I want...
/me struts away...
and stop looking at my ass.... punk
brainsmile
03-23-2002, 02:34 AM
<eddie murphy> you gotta keep moving cause you can feel your butt getting hot from being stared at</eddie>
Windsor
03-23-2002, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by whitak24
wiz, you better hope that your GF never sees that comment. unless she is like the most tolerant girl in the world, she will beat your ass :bonk:
Yeah...if she does, you might never "enjoy" anything again!
BrewMaster
03-23-2002, 01:51 PM
You are 20% GAY!
well, i'd say this is accurate. and i think i've gotten less gay since i last took this test...whenever it was last posted here.
people less gay than you (3%)
people just as gay as you (1%)
people gayer than you (95%)
brainsmile
03-23-2002, 10:55 PM
Ok... now on a tangential topic...
Have you ever been hit on by a person of the same sex? Did you realize what was going on before it became blatently obvious?
My friend in Seattle has been propositioned 3 times by guys so far. He's straight.
jujubees
03-23-2002, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by brainsmile
My friend in Seattle has been propositioned 3 times by guys so far. He's straight. Tell him to stop shopping at Banana Republic. :P
jujubees
03-23-2002, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by brainsmile
Have you ever been hit on by a person of the same sex? Did you realize what was going on before it became blatently obvious?My ex-roommate and I were at a karaoke bar, when the girl who was drunkenly singing about lost love, sat down in roomie's lap. I turned the other way to talk to someone, and the drunk girl grabbed my boob.
So umm, I didn't see that one coming. :bigeyes:
BrewMaster
03-23-2002, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
Tell him to stop shopping at Banana Republic. :P
LOL. BWUAHAHAHAHAHA! good one. :hihi:
NuTs62
03-24-2002, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by brainsmile
Ok... now on a tangential topic...
Have you ever been hit on by a person of the same sex? Did you realize what was going on before it became blatently obvious?
My friend in Seattle has been propositioned 3 times by guys so far. He's straight.
I've been hit on maybe twice..? Both times at the same place, over the course of 6 years. Before I got my car, I used to have to take the bus home from school (during HS). There aren't too many buses that goes up to my house. The one bus that I did take was in the Castro district of San Francisco, otherwise known as the gay district, or the highest concentration of gays in the world. Perhaps they were just being friendly, still pretty freaky!
When some friends would come to chill at my house, they'd try to stick together and pretend they're gay, just so the people around would perceive them as taken, therefore leaving them alone.
dbax791
03-24-2002, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by jujubees
My ex-roommate and I were at a karaoke bar, when the girl who was drunkenly singing about lost love, sat down in roomie's lap. I turned the other way to talk to someone, and the drunk girl grabbed my boob.
So umm, I didn't see that one coming. :bigeyes:
I was in San Jose once at a bar with a bunch of friends a coupla years ago. I'm so clueless, I'm like "Hey that's cool, a bunch of rainbows on the wall". Then 2 girls at the bar started playing tonsil-hockey.
/Eddie Murphy "Nice place you have here, too bad we can't stay!" :eek:
I tend to notice when someone hits on me... i rub the spot they hit, and then I hit them back :)
Speedfreak
03-24-2002, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
Tell him to stop shopping at Banana Republic. :P
My Uncle works @ Banana Republic. He has got some funny stories to tell about some of his co-workers. Oh, and before you ask, he doesn't shop there. ;)
Lothar
03-24-2002, 07:03 PM
You are 28% GAY!
That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
Here's how you compare:
people less gay than you (32%)
people just as gay as you (5%)
people gayer than you (61%)
and i love that richard simmons pic, cracks me up everytime.
Did anyone take the test more than once? I was less gay the second time lol
BrewMaster
03-24-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Lothar
I was less gay the second time lol
like i said, i took it a while back and i think i'm less gay now
brainsmile
03-26-2002, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by jujubees
My ex-roommate and I were at a karaoke bar, when the girl who was drunkenly singing about lost love, sat down in roomie's lap. I turned the other way to talk to someone, and the drunk girl grabbed my boob.
So umm, I didn't see that one coming. :bigeyes: so was it good for you? :P
wrkngirl
03-26-2002, 02:47 PM
50% gay. Wonder how the boyfriend will take this? D'ya think he'll mind me having a wife? :D
BrewMaster
03-26-2002, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by wrkngirl
50% gay. Wonder how the boyfriend will take this? D'ya think he'll mind me having a wife? :D
judging by the other guys' reactions in this thread, if your BF is anything like them, he'd prolly encourage you having a wife/mistress.
jujubees
03-26-2002, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by brainsmile
so was it good for you? :P Ehhh, no. Forgot to mention that she spilled a bottle of beer in my lap while she was reaching over. :eek:
May BrewMaster have mercy on her soul!
brainsmile
03-26-2002, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
Ehhh, no. Forgot to mention that she spilled a bottle of beer in my lap while she was reaching over. :eek:
Runs for cover at the impending doom that BM will bring over spilled beer
whitak24
03-27-2002, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by brainsmile
Ok... now on a tangential topic...
Have you ever been hit on by a person of the same sex? Did you realize what was going on before it became blatently obvious?
My friend in Seattle has been propositioned 3 times by guys so far. He's straight.
a few years ago, i was working in jackson, mi, and i got hit on by this gay guy who worked in a restaurant near my office.
basically, he just stopped me on the street and tried to talk to me and kept telling me that we needed to get together and go out after work or something. i just kind of blew him off, like thought he was just a little over-friendly.
then one of my coworkers informed me that he was gay. now at this point in my life i was a lot less secure in my own sexuality than i am now, so i kind of freaked out (i didn't really know how to take having a member of the same sex hitting on me, partly because i never had MOTOS hitting on me). so then i really tried to avoid him.
he came into my office one more time and was all distraught because the last time he had tried to come and meet me there, i had already left for the night. i just basically ignored him, and he finally left me alone.
i haven't had it recently, but i'm at the point that it wouldn't really make a difference to me or "freak me out". i could just say "thanks but no thanks" and move on.
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