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whitak24
03-21-2002, 12:46 PM
It's the first day of school in Houston and the teacher thought she'd
get to know the kids by asking them their name and what their father
does for a living.

The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."

The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

Then one little boy says: "My name is Jimmy and my father is a
striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
school yard the teacher approaches Jimmy privately and asks if it
was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar. He blushed and
said, "I'm sorry but my dad is an auditor for Arthur Andersen and I
was just too embarrassed to say so."
mojo
03-21-2002, 01:20 PM
:heh: arthur anderson :heh:...jimmy...:heh:
tweeteresa
03-21-2002, 01:45 PM
umm...sorry to kill the joke. but who's arthur andersen? :confused:
WhiskeyPapa
03-21-2002, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by tweeteresa
umm...sorry to kill the joke. but who's arthur andersen? :confused:
Linky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,48368,00.html)

HOUSTON — Arthur Andersen LLP pleaded innocent Wednesday to criminal charges that it obstructed justice by shredding tons of documents and deleting computer files related to Enron.

Andersen faces dozens of lawsuits and an exodus of clients following Enron's collapse. The latest client loss came Tuesday when Houston-based Dynegy Inc., a 15-year Andersen customer, switched to PricewaterhouseCoopers LLP.

The energy giant filed for the largest bankruptcy in U.S. history on Dec. 2 after failing amid a complex web of partnerships that Enron used to keep some $500 million in debt off its books.

Enron stock plummeted when its troubles were disclosed, costing investors millions of dollars. Thousands of current and former Enron employees lost the great bulk of their retirement savings.

Several congressional committees and the Securities and Exchange Commission are investigating the matter.
mcs328
03-21-2002, 02:04 PM
:heh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I shouldn't laugh since I have several ex-college buddies go work from them after they graduated. Still I'm lucky I wasn't drinking milk cuz it would have torpedoed outta my nose...*wipes tears from his eyes* :laugh2: