Original Joke!

[Sir_Froggy]

Ok I made this joke this morning at school.

What kind of rock always lies?



A Shamrock!

ahahahah :hihi: :laugh:






and yes i know a shamrock isn't a rock, but i had to use it or it wouldn't work :)




anyways u guys miss me? i haven't posted in like 2 weeks

[Nija]

You are walking down the street and your big toe falls off... who do you call....?


A Toe Truck

:hihi:

alright Froggy! We rock..

/me begins looking for the tomatos

[MadCool]

Boooo!:stupid: :D

[Memo]

ha crap, wasn't very funny froggy ;) bit Nija......the toe one, HAHAHHA

[Kim]

Did ya'll ever watch the gong show? These jokes for sure need a gong! :D

[BigJon]

What kind of dog hates the color red?

a BULLdog!

hahahahahah! :heh:

:hmm: Don't get on my case...I know dogs can't see in color....

[ApltnHkyMutt]

Originally posted by BigJon
What kind of dog hates the color red?

a BULLdog!

hahahahahah! :heh:

:hmm: Don't get on my case...I know dogs can't see in color....

Man i was haven a bad day and this weak hummor has pleased me... thanks much

[BrewMaster]

Originally posted by ApltnHkyMutt


Man i was haven a bad day and this weak hummor has pleased me... thanks much
wow. you're easily amused.

I'm with DF, get the gong. but instead of hitting the gong with the stick, hit Nija and Froggy. :bonk:

[whitak24]

as soon as i saw the thread title "original joke!" and the thread starter "Sir Froggy", i knew to brace for some really bad humor :heh:

btw, i wasn't disappointed :P

let me add my own:

Q: how do you catch a gorilla?
A: climb a tree and go bananas

Q: why did the house call the doctor?
A: because it had a window pain

Q: what did the mama light bulb say to the baby light bulb?
A: you light up my life

Q: what did the doctor tell mama carrot after daddy carrot was hit by a car?
A: your husband will live, but he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life

ok, i'll stop now

[Sir_Froggy]

ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

that's hilarious whitak!! :hihi: :hihi:


hehe brew...u guys is crazy