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Nija
03-25-2002, 09:18 PM
I swear I must have looked like some sort of deviant.

I walked in, and walked over to the cosmetics area, and looked around, paying special attention to the facial cleansers. Finally I decide that I'm going to purchase the Biore nose strips. Then I walk over to "That section" of the pharmacy and get a pack of condoms. So, I start walking away, and I start thinking I need something to eat, cause I'm hungry. So I pick up a Large Package of Beef Jerky. Now this may not be too weird. But i'm wearing a hat the comes down low, sunglasses and I have my left hand bandaged up. The clerk looked am me like a sexual predator... oh well.. Time to use those nose strips... :D
Pinkgirl36
03-25-2002, 09:22 PM
:eek: :umm: :eek2: :eek3:
jujubees
03-25-2002, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
:eek: :umm: :eek2: :eek3: :stupid:

And I'm afraid to ask just HOW he hurt his hand ...
Nija
03-25-2002, 09:25 PM
I think I either pulled something in my wrist of strained my wrist... it wasn't from *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*ing at work....

besides it's my left hand.. and I'm not quite THAT good with it




*fap*
Nija
03-25-2002, 09:43 PM
I'm wearing a Biore strip...

:disa:

I can feel my manbewbies changing to regular b00bies now...

:bawl:
Pinkgirl36
03-25-2002, 10:19 PM
WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS?????????
Nija
03-25-2002, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
WHY ARE YOU TELLING US THIS?????????

I'm extending myself, to you, my online community, what is going on in my life.. besides.. i figured the mental picture of me with a biore stripe would be pretty funny.. i know when I looked at myself I laughed..
Hoser
03-25-2002, 10:39 PM
Instead of using a Biore strip, could you use duct tape? It should serve the same purpose. All the nasty bits would stick to the tape and come off when you removed the tape. Think of the potential savings of not having to buy some fancy, expensive beauty product.

* Use duct tape at your own risk. I am not responsible for any injuries resulting in it's use.
Memo
03-25-2002, 10:54 PM
You actually bought those Nija? Ever sinec I saw the commercials I wanted to buy those, but too much of a MAN to do so ;)
ufcrusher
03-25-2002, 11:42 PM
This is why girlfriends and wives are so important! You send them to the store to buy all the "girly" stuff and then you can use them in the privacy of your own home. So you can be in touch with your feminine side and still retain your boys!
Speedfreak
03-26-2002, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Nija
The clerk looked am me like a sexual predator.

Oh, she knew you?
sho.gun
03-26-2002, 12:38 AM
i've always wondered if they really looked like a "porcupine" after you're done with it. POST PICS!!!
Napoleon54
03-26-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by sho.gun
i've always wondered if they really looked like a "porcupine" after you're done with it. POST PICS!!!

<Homer Simpson voice>
Mmmmmm... nose pore clogging greasy thingys

Got|Barbeque sauce?
brainsmile
03-26-2002, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury
TMI there... TMI!!!!! :2far:
Uhhh... :2far: TMI is an understatement.

<screaming> take get the image out of my head!!!!!!!!</screaming>
Nija
03-26-2002, 09:18 PM
how is me telling everyone that I didn't hurt my hand, fapping away (as they were all implying) my fault.. bah.. **** it :P

Yes, it looks like a porcupine when u rip that bad boy off... *rubs nose* but it ripped the top of my newly formed pimple =\

and Yeah, memo, they work... just buy a bunch of other "manly" stuff, and then mention something about your girlfriend and you'll be set... :P