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WhiskeyPapa

03-27-2002, 07:41 AM

For only $39,000 you can own the van used to take Heaven's Gate cult members to Sea World!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1815173591

If you look very close, you can see a bumper sticker that says "In case of comet, this van will be unmanned" :P

MJordanash

03-27-2002, 07:58 AM

Well hey if a cult owned the van, then it must be worth $39,000.:hmm: :rolleyes:

whitak24

03-27-2002, 09:44 AM

heaven's gate is a blip in the long history of crazed religious fanatics. the van they used to go to sea world is pretty much meaningless.

unless you are a freak yourself who wished you could have gotten on the hale-bopp space ship, why would you even be interested in buying this thing??

mojo

03-27-2002, 10:53 AM

you need $39k just to park at sea world :2far:

WhiskeyPapa

03-27-2002, 01:01 PM

The multi-million dollar mansion they kilt themselves in sold for a fraction of it's appraised value. Why does this loser think the van would be worth more?

Too bad it's white. I'm looking for a blue cult van. ;)

Speedfreak

03-27-2002, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by kb0wwp
kilt

Do you think that is right, or is it a mispell?

Speedfreak

03-27-2002, 03:49 PM

This auction is wrong. I have real pictures of the van right here:

http://3dreport.virtualave.net/cultvan1.jpg
http://3dreport.virtualave.net/cultvan2.jpg

eSDee

03-27-2002, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Speedfreak
This auction is wrong. I have real pictures of the van right here:

http://3dreport.virtualave.net/cultvan1.jpg
http://3dreport.virtualave.net/vultvan2.jpg

That second link is misspelled. Clicking it takes you to pop up heaven!

Speedfreak

03-27-2002, 05:03 PM

Ok, fixed. Get yourself Pop-Up Stopper Pro. ;)

molecularfire

03-27-2002, 06:15 PM

Man... those heaven's gate people were nuts. They bought a freaking old rebuilt dodge. :eek:

MJordanash

03-28-2002, 04:19 AM

Originally posted by DarkFury
What if that WAS the "spaceship". Whoooooooo..... :hihi:
Oooh I'd pay 39k for a spaceship. But definitely not a van.:D :heh: :laugh:

WhiskeyPapa

03-28-2002, 07:14 AM

Originally posted by Speedfreak
Do you think that is right, or is it a mispell?
Yes, I know the appropriate useage would be "killed". "Kilt" just had a more homey, "van-driving, Sea World-visiting, applesauce-eating, androgynous-looking, suicide-committing" cult sound to it.

BTW, do you think that's right? Or did you misspell "mispell" (and use it as a noun)? :laugh: