inflatable fräulein not murdered mistress

[mojo]

http://dailynews.netscape.com/mynsnews/story.tmpl?table=n&cat=50900&id=200203260737000286970


'Corpse' Turns Out to Be Sex Doll

Thursday, March 28, 2002

MUNICH, Germany (Reuters) - A Munich man suspected of murder after he was seen carrying what a neighbor thought was a dead body into his apartment was cleared after he showed police his collection of rubber sex dolls.

A police spokeswoman said Tuesday the neighbor called to say he saw the man carrying a "corpse" into the apartment. Police responding to the call found the suspect to be "surprised and disturbed" by their questions at first.

"When the officers then told the man they were investigating a murder he showed them his newly acquired silicon sex doll," the spokeswoman said.

"The man also showed the officers four other inflatable sex dolls he owns. Apparently, he had just been testing out his new acquisition when police arrived."

The spokeswoman said the police then left the apartment and closed the file. "They didn't want to disturb him any longer," the spokeswoman said."sorry to interrupt your date"
"that's ok...i was just finishing" :hihi:



...sorry :puke:

[welfareloser]

but... the man could be a diabolical genius... cuz that's the perfect cover if he was, in fact, hiding bodies... :dodgy:

[mojo]

Originally posted by welfareloser
but... the man could be a diabolical genius... cuz that's the perfect cover if he was, in fact, hiding bodies... :dodgy: either way...there have to be sanitation issues :2far:



:puke: again

[chrissy]

OMG cpu! You are right! HE is kidnapping nija's sex dolls! It wasn't a cover up for murder!

Nija, we found your girlie friend!

[Jenny]

:heh:

So I'm reading that story to Scott, who, again, is home *sick*. He said that actually happened to him once.

My eyes went :eek2: :bigeyes: :gle: . He went on to explain that when he was 13, the church youth group went to Wichita for some activity and he was sitting in the back. A truck pulled up next to them at the stoplight and in the passenger seat was a blown up sex doll. He started nudging his friend and they were laughing and the 13 year old girls in front of them asked what was so funny. They told them and the girls did that high-pitched shrieking sound that only 13-year-old girls can do. hahahahahahahah :heh: