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sho.gun
03-28-2002, 06:06 PM
*Peter being interviewed for a job*

Interviewer: So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

*Peter glimpsing at Interviewer's family picture thinking: don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' wife, don't say doin' your wife...*

Peter: Doin... your....son?
El Scorcho
03-28-2002, 06:22 PM
"brian theres a message in my alphabets, it says Oooooooooooooo."
"peter those are cherios"

"feel free to email me: [email protected]"-stewie

"they have this game: you put a dollar in and win 4 quarters. I win every time!"-chris

"dad stop embarassing me"
"im not embarassing you, if i was embarassing you id just do this: 'hi everybody, my name is PETER GRIFFIN, CHRIS GRIFFIN'S FATHER.' *licks own "man-boob"*

"excuse me sir you cant park your van on the diving board"
"thats not a van thats my son"
"oh sorry, 'HEY LOU, ITS NOT A VAN, ITS JUST A FAT KID"
Cheesypuff
03-28-2002, 06:51 PM
stewie---"damn you and your estrogenical treachery"
Burzhui
03-28-2002, 07:47 PM
Stewie: "you, you are the worst thing to happen to music since andrew loyd webber... and you... well i just plain don't like you"

Some kids from spring break while Meg was flashing them: "Look one is an innie and one's an outy" :)
Burzhui
03-28-2002, 07:50 PM
Peter: Can't we tell them that your mother died?
Lois: Peter, I'm not gonna lie about something like that.
Peter: All right, all right, I'll kill your mother.

Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.
Cheesypuff
03-28-2002, 07:58 PM
stewie---you...get my bottle...and you two, fight to the death!
GraingerGuy
03-28-2002, 08:15 PM
stewie - Well played sperm brother!
sho.gun
03-28-2002, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by GraingerGuy
stewie - Well played sperm brother!

baaahahahaha I just finished watching that episode... :heh: Stewie eliminating all of Peter's sperm... lolololol so funny...
DoPeY5007
03-28-2002, 08:55 PM
stewie - anything he says :P
psycho-
03-28-2002, 09:15 PM
By far my favourite

Episode 206- Love Thy Neighbor


Lois- Peter, it's great they picked your theme, but isn't it a little esoteric?
Brain Char #1- Could it mean sexy?
Brain Char #2- I think it's a science term
Brain Char #3- Fellas fellas, esoteric means delicious
Peter - Lois,who's the boss is not a food.
Brian- Swing and a Miss
Memo
03-28-2002, 11:24 PM
I forget exactly how it goes, but it's when the neighbor moves in and Lois and Meg and all them are over there and Peter says
"My wife and children worship the ground this man can't walk on"

I laughed so hard at that.
GraingerGuy
03-29-2002, 12:07 AM
One of the funnist scenes for me was when they were all in the courtroom saying "OH NO! OH NO!" and then the kool-aid guy bursts in saying "OH YEAH!"

Then everyone just kinda looks at the kool-aid guy wierd....then the kool-aid guy just slowly backs out of the courtroom...:)

Family guy is good times!
sho.gun
03-29-2002, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by GraingerGuy
One of the funnist scenes for me was when they were all in the courtroom saying "OH NO! OH NO!" and then the kool-aid guy bursts in saying "OH YEAH!"

Then everyone just kinda looks at the kool-aid guy wierd....then the kool-aid guy just slowly backs out of the courtroom...:)

Family guy is good times!

:heh:

I was browsing through my episodes to find that one and post it but I dunno which one it is. I think it was the sexual harrasment one when Peter got sentenced and everyone was saying "Oh No!!" and what you said.
Napoleon54
03-29-2002, 02:40 AM
Brian: "Now all I need is a midget with some gin."
Cheesypuff
03-29-2002, 03:00 AM
Theme: It seems today...that all we see...is violence in movies and sex on TV;)