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BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:16 AM
26% lazy
people lazier than you (89%)
people just as lazy as you (2%)
people less lazy than you (7%)
48% of the people who have union jobs take naps at work.
74% of the people who have trust funds have nice breasts.
16% of vegetarians gave blood after September 11th.
Protesters like to dance.
sho.gun
03-29-2002, 11:21 AM
44% lazy
people lazier than you (56%)
people just as lazy as you (4%)
people less lazy than you (39%)
42% lazy
people lazier than you (60%)
people just as lazy as you (4%)
people less lazy than you (34%)
BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:37 AM
i guess the only way you could be 100% lazy is if you're too lazy to even take the test. :P
revil
03-29-2002, 11:56 AM
i was too lazy to select any options at all. i just clicked through till i got to the end.
6%
BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by revil
i was too lazy to select any options at all. i just clicked through till i got to the end.
6%
you lazy batard...:D
aglio412
03-29-2002, 12:12 PM
56% here....man i can do better
whitak24
03-29-2002, 12:22 PM
i am 18% lazy
people lazier than you (96%)
people just as lazy as you (0%)
people less lazy than you (2%)
that cannot be right. i'm REALLY lazy. i guess they just didn't ask the right questions....
revil
03-29-2002, 12:28 PM
74% of the people who have trust funds have nice breasts.
I need to find a trust fund girl.
whitak24
03-29-2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
so far i'm laziest, whitak, go get me a dr. pepper and a bag of skittles or it's kitchen duty for you! dismissed
i have seniority on you, buddy. besides, i'm not that far behind you in rank.
go find a lt. jr. grade to do your dirty work for you.
besides, i have other stuff i'm doing. just because i'm not lazy doesn't mean i don't have anything going on. :nono:
:P
whitak24
03-29-2002, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
now get those delousions of grandeaur out of your head
delusions of grandeur? whateva!
now talk to the hand :wavey2:
:P
btw, you're a rear admiral lower half. i am a captain. that, my friend, is a difference in rank of one. so take that
GraingerGuy
03-29-2002, 01:06 PM
so far i'm laziest, whitak, go get me a dr. pepper and a bag of skittles or it's kitchen duty for you! dismissed
Originally posted by whitak24
go find a lt. jr. grade to do your dirty work for you.
:P
Here's your Dr. Pepper sir...*grumble grumble* :D
I'm 30% lazy...so not as lazy as I thought....:)
whitak24
03-29-2002, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
whitak, how long till i got upper half?
at that rate you go, i'd say about 15 minutes, 27 seconds :P
i'll hit lower half in about 2 weeks or so.
DoPeY5007
03-29-2002, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
i guess the only way you could be 100% lazy is if you're too lazy to even take the test. :P I was gonna say the test is too much work ;)
DoPeY5007
03-29-2002, 01:59 PM
64% lazy
people lazier than you (23%)
people just as lazy as you (2%)
people less lazy than you (74%)
Based on the 759,293 submissions before you.
BONUS FUN FACTS...
48% of the people who have union jobs take naps at work.
74% of the people who have trust funds have nice breasts.
16% of vegetarians gave blood after September 11th.
Protesters like to dance.
And the laziest person at TheSpark is Greg McKenna and he is mexican and desires money from a bitch.
ChrisMG187
03-29-2002, 03:21 PM
We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is...
98% lazy
FYI, you are not quite lazy enough to require help with de-panting:
But that's cool.
FUN FACTS...
people lazier than you (3%)
people just as lazy as you (0%)
people less lazy than you (96%)
sho.gun
03-29-2002, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by ChrisMG187
98% lazy
You're not that lazy... you like, snowboard and stuff...
welfareloser
03-29-2002, 07:01 PM
66%
i swear it is the 7 hours of militantly enforced cartoon watching each day that got me... :dodgy:
psycho-
03-29-2002, 07:10 PM
I am so lazy, I'm just posting here w/o actually reading what the thread was about..
ChrisMG187
03-29-2002, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by sho.gun
You're not that lazy... you like, snowboard and stuff... you have obviously not met me...
Cantacuzene
03-29-2002, 08:52 PM
76% lazy
people lazier than you (12%)
people just as lazy as you (1%)
people less lazy than you (86%)
pagemap
03-29-2002, 11:01 PM
34% lazy
BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
i swear it is the 7 hours of militantly enforced cartoon watching each day that got me... :dodgy:
dang military regimes. i guess there's nothing you can do except submit and watch the cartoons. i'm so sorry...
IrishSS
03-29-2002, 11:21 PM
I'm so lazy that A.) I didnt read this thread till now cause it was already too damn long earlier today, and B.) I didnt even take the test. I already know my lazy factor. It's off the damn scales...
GraingerGuy
03-30-2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by IrishSS
I'm so lazy that A.) I didnt read this thread till now cause it was already too damn long earlier today, and B.) I didnt even take the test. I already know my lazy factor. It's off the damn scales...
Teach me oh wise one!!! :D
IrishSS
03-30-2002, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by GraingerGuy
Teach me oh wise one!!! :D
It takes much work grasshoppa...
Hmm wait.
Work is bad. Counter-productive to laziness. Just do as I do. Stay up late. 2-3am minimum. Get up later... no earlier than 12. Skip class. A lot. At least 50% of the time. Play MoH all damn night cause its so addicting. Go 4-wheeling instead of attending class on a regular basis. At least once a week. Dont go to class knowign there is a test, cause you knwo you can work up some excuse to let teacher allow make-up (im especially good at this). Many other things. But Im too lazy to type them all right now...
IrishSS
03-30-2002, 01:50 AM
Hmm, maybe I should get custom rank of "King of the Lazy"...
Speedfreak
03-30-2002, 02:12 AM
46% :winkie:
molecularfire
03-30-2002, 10:01 AM
Hehehehehe... Chris is the only one that beat me in laziness. I'm 92% lazy (but oddly enough, 94% of people are lazier than me). :)
eSDee
03-30-2002, 08:26 PM
I'm 22% lazy. However I think that's inaccurate because if I had my choice, I would sit around and drink beer all day, everyday. I might even consider using a bedpan.
Maybe when I retire ;)
MJordanash
03-31-2002, 11:09 AM
I'm too lazy to take the test.
Burzhui
03-31-2002, 12:54 PM
Congrats you finished the test! You can't be that lazy then, can you?
We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is...
34% lazy
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