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BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:16 AM
26% lazy

people lazier than you (89%)
people just as lazy as you (2%)
people less lazy than you (7%)

48% of the people who have union jobs take naps at work.
74% of the people who have trust funds have nice breasts.
16% of vegetarians gave blood after September 11th.
Protesters like to dance.

sho.gun
03-29-2002, 11:21 AM
44% lazy

people lazier than you (56%)
people just as lazy as you (4%)
people less lazy than you (39%)

mojo
03-29-2002, 11:36 AM
42% lazy

people lazier than you (60%)
people just as lazy as you (4%)
people less lazy than you (34%)

BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:37 AM
i guess the only way you could be 100% lazy is if you're too lazy to even take the test. :P

revil
03-29-2002, 11:56 AM
i was too lazy to select any options at all. i just clicked through till i got to the end.

6%

BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by revil
i was too lazy to select any options at all. i just clicked through till i got to the end.

6%
you lazy batard...:D

aglio412
03-29-2002, 12:12 PM
56% here....man i can do better

whitak24
03-29-2002, 12:22 PM
i am 18% lazy

people lazier than you (96%)
people just as lazy as you (0%)
people less lazy than you (2%)

that cannot be right. i'm REALLY lazy. i guess they just didn't ask the right questions....

revil
03-29-2002, 12:28 PM
74% of the people who have trust funds have nice breasts.

I need to find a trust fund girl.

whitak24
03-29-2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
so far i'm laziest, whitak, go get me a dr. pepper and a bag of skittles or it's kitchen duty for you! dismissed
i have seniority on you, buddy. besides, i'm not that far behind you in rank.

go find a lt. jr. grade to do your dirty work for you.

besides, i have other stuff i'm doing. just because i'm not lazy doesn't mean i don't have anything going on. :nono:



:P

whitak24
03-29-2002, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
now get those delousions of grandeaur out of your head
delusions of grandeur? whateva!

now talk to the hand :wavey2:

:P

btw, you're a rear admiral lower half. i am a captain. that, my friend, is a difference in rank of one. so take that

GraingerGuy
03-29-2002, 01:06 PM
so far i'm laziest, whitak, go get me a dr. pepper and a bag of skittles or it's kitchen duty for you! dismissed


Originally posted by whitak24

go find a lt. jr. grade to do your dirty work for you.
:P

Here's your Dr. Pepper sir...*grumble grumble* :D

I'm 30% lazy...so not as lazy as I thought....:)

whitak24
03-29-2002, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04

whitak, how long till i got upper half?
at that rate you go, i'd say about 15 minutes, 27 seconds :P

i'll hit lower half in about 2 weeks or so.

DoPeY5007
03-29-2002, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by BrewMaster
i guess the only way you could be 100% lazy is if you're too lazy to even take the test. :P I was gonna say the test is too much work ;)

DoPeY5007
03-29-2002, 01:59 PM
64% lazy
people lazier than you (23%)
people just as lazy as you (2%)
people less lazy than you (74%)

Based on the 759,293 submissions before you.


BONUS FUN FACTS...
48% of the people who have union jobs take naps at work.

74% of the people who have trust funds have nice breasts.

16% of vegetarians gave blood after September 11th.

Protesters like to dance.

And the laziest person at TheSpark is Greg McKenna and he is mexican and desires money from a bitch.

ChrisMG187
03-29-2002, 03:21 PM
We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is...


98% lazy



FYI, you are not quite lazy enough to require help with de-panting:



But that's cool.


FUN FACTS...



people lazier than you (3%)
people just as lazy as you (0%)
people less lazy than you (96%)

sho.gun
03-29-2002, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by ChrisMG187
98% lazy


You're not that lazy... you like, snowboard and stuff...

welfareloser
03-29-2002, 07:01 PM
66%

i swear it is the 7 hours of militantly enforced cartoon watching each day that got me... :dodgy:

psycho-
03-29-2002, 07:10 PM
I am so lazy, I'm just posting here w/o actually reading what the thread was about..

ChrisMG187
03-29-2002, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by sho.gun


You're not that lazy... you like, snowboard and stuff... you have obviously not met me...

Cantacuzene
03-29-2002, 08:52 PM
76% lazy

people lazier than you (12%)
people just as lazy as you (1%)
people less lazy than you (86%)

pagemap
03-29-2002, 11:01 PM
34% lazy

BrewMaster
03-29-2002, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
i swear it is the 7 hours of militantly enforced cartoon watching each day that got me... :dodgy:
dang military regimes. i guess there's nothing you can do except submit and watch the cartoons. i'm so sorry...

IrishSS
03-29-2002, 11:21 PM
I'm so lazy that A.) I didnt read this thread till now cause it was already too damn long earlier today, and B.) I didnt even take the test. I already know my lazy factor. It's off the damn scales...

GraingerGuy
03-30-2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by IrishSS
I'm so lazy that A.) I didnt read this thread till now cause it was already too damn long earlier today, and B.) I didnt even take the test. I already know my lazy factor. It's off the damn scales...

Teach me oh wise one!!! :D

IrishSS
03-30-2002, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by GraingerGuy


Teach me oh wise one!!! :D

It takes much work grasshoppa...

Hmm wait.

Work is bad. Counter-productive to laziness. Just do as I do. Stay up late. 2-3am minimum. Get up later... no earlier than 12. Skip class. A lot. At least 50% of the time. Play MoH all damn night cause its so addicting. Go 4-wheeling instead of attending class on a regular basis. At least once a week. Dont go to class knowign there is a test, cause you knwo you can work up some excuse to let teacher allow make-up (im especially good at this). Many other things. But Im too lazy to type them all right now...

IrishSS
03-30-2002, 01:50 AM
Hmm, maybe I should get custom rank of "King of the Lazy"...

Speedfreak
03-30-2002, 02:12 AM
46% :winkie:

molecularfire
03-30-2002, 10:01 AM
Hehehehehe... Chris is the only one that beat me in laziness. I'm 92% lazy (but oddly enough, 94% of people are lazier than me). :)

eSDee
03-30-2002, 08:26 PM
I'm 22% lazy. However I think that's inaccurate because if I had my choice, I would sit around and drink beer all day, everyday. I might even consider using a bedpan.

Maybe when I retire ;)

MJordanash
03-31-2002, 11:09 AM
I'm too lazy to take the test.

Burzhui
03-31-2002, 12:54 PM
Congrats you finished the test! You can't be that lazy then, can you?

We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is...


34% lazy