mysterious miniature man members shown in museum

[mojo]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_556179.html?menu=news.quirkies

Mystery penises could make artist's name

Police have seized 12 mini-penises which mysteriously appeared in a Belgian museum.

Some of them had been dressed and were wearing hats.

They were eventually claimed four days later by artist Rudy Meganck who devised the stunt to get his name known.

The penises were found in the City Museum for Actual Arts in Gent.

Director Jan Hoet told Het Laatste Nieuws: "They were not part of our usual collection."

A member of staff remembered seeing a strange man who claimed to be a journalist and wanted to take some photos in the museum. He was asked to fill out documents which later showed he'd given his name as John Nuts.

When Mr Nuts, alias 53-year-old Mr Meganck, returned to collect his work he found it had been taken away by police. He said: "I wanted a place for my art in this museum. And I succeeded in having the shortest and cheapest exhibition in a real museum."

He was a former student of the museum's director.

His penises are now due to go on show at the condom museum in the French city of Condom.

Story filed: 11:28 Friday 29th March 2002condom france? must be from the trojan invasion :hihi:

[nickel]

.....and there are no pictures to back up this story?

[nickel]

I do. Why are you questioning my sexuality?

[mojo]

Originally posted by cpugeek04

unless you have pictures to back up the alegation that you are female are you gonna show her a pic of your miniature man member? :hihi:

[whitak24]

Originally posted by mojo
are you gonna show her a pic of your miniature man member? :hihi:
he doesn't have a zoom lens that powerful :hihi:

[welfareloser]

Originally posted by nickelback
I do. Why are you questioning my sexuality?

actually, he was just questioning your gender... why, is your sexuality suspect too? :hmm:

[nickel]

All this time I thought sexuality was pertinent to what sex you are.
My gender is female. My failure to post a pic is due to all the photoshop whizzes here. I don't want any part of me cropped on to someone else.

[mojo]

Originally posted by nickelback
All this time I thought sexuality was pertinent to what sex you are.
My gender is female. My failure to post a pic is due to all the photoshop whizzes here. I don't want any part of me cropped on to someone else. we're actually nicer to the female folk around here. welfare had leon's big baby head hitting on her, but that's about it really. ok...anck had a gopher pasted on her head...but my understanding...at least theoretically...is that if you ask not to have it done, it won't be done. i mean, we play nice. well, i do :P

i put welfare's mug on princess leia, but she seemed to like it ok (i figured she would ;) ). i don't recall orangey having anything done to hers, or styleee. um...who else? anyhow, the moral is that i don't think anything would happen if you did and specified that you dint want anything done to it. it would be in bad form, for one thing. then again, there's no controlling that topane guy :P

[mojo]

Originally posted by cpugeek04

or that coleslaw.... or me :shifty:


nah, i wouldn't do anything to your pic if you posted it...ask whitak, i'm good at keeping promises one knee is kneeling...both is begging. this looks like...

[whitak24]

Originally posted by cpugeek04

or that coleslaw.... or me :shifty:


nah, i wouldn't do anything to your pic if you posted it...ask whitak, i'm good at keeping promises
i will vouch for the young jedi. he knows how to keep his word ;)

[topane]

Originally posted by mojo
then again, there's no controlling that topane guy :P :shifty:

Nice alliteration in the title, mojo...

[NuTs62]

Can't that Mr. Meganck dude come up with a better name? I mean who would name themselves Nuts?! :rolleyes: