Funny Simpson Quotes

[Cheesypuff]

Hey guys...whats your funny simpson quote? (if a repost...I'm sorry)

Mine is...

Homer------*singing*, oh Margie...you came and you found me a turkey...on my vacation, from my workie!

[Memo]

Homer's Brain:
Something was said...not good. What was it?
"Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? ...Slow!
They called you slow!
Homer:
[stands up, yells] How dare you call me that! I -- huh?
[Lenny walks into empty kitchen wearing night cap]
Lenny:
[opens fridge] Hey, Homer, you still here? Boy, you are slow.
Homer's Brain:
Something said...not good.
Lenny:
Get the hell out of here!

[IrishSS]

Homer: What the hell am I gonan do with 10,000 angel ashtrays?
Bart: Guess I'll have to take up smoking.
Homer: You damn well better...

(dont quote me on perfection... but you get the jist of it.)

[IrishSS]

(lisa chocking bart)
Homer: No no Lisa, your hands are much to weak (pulls lisa away, starts choking bart harder)

[IrishSS]

Damn, i keep thinkin of good ones...


Acid rushes over Radioactive Man (Rainer Wolfcastle)

RAM: Ah, the glasses, they do nothing!

(Once again, dont kill mne over accuracy...)

[IrishSS]

Ok, Im done... got to thinking though... did a search @ simpsons.com for homer quotes. Take a look, soem funny ones I would have never remembered...

edit: ah heck, link didnt work right. head over to their forums and take a look... some great ones...

[theorangeone]

me fail english? thats unpossible!

i bent my wookiee

you choo-choo-choose me

[molecularfire]

Lisa: "Slime, that's what he's been eating. And there's enough slime for all of us"

[El Scorcho]

when homer fell asleep in church and fell forward and hit his head on the pew: "DAMNIT!"

when homeer fell asleep at frank grimes' funeral: "Marge, change the channel."

when marge put her hand on ralphs shoulder: "Shes touching my special area"

on the road rage video: "i sentence you to kiss my ass"

"what would curtis e. bear do?"

"he prefers the company of men"
"who doesnt?"
"homer, john is a ho-"
"yes"
"mo-"
"yes"
"sexual"
"AHHHHH!"

"barts a tub, lisas a tub"
"homer!"
"hey im just tellin it how it is marge, youre not getting any lighter yourself"
"homer, youre the fattest one in the car!"
"you didnt have to tell it like it is marge"

"you dont snuggle with max power, you strap yourself in and fell the G's BABY!"
"oh lord"

[Mike_N_Ike]

One of my favorites is still:

Harbormaster: You can't operate a boat under the influence of alcohol.
Homer: That sounds like a wager!

:heh: