View Full Version : Why Sheep Are Better Than Women
04-22-2002, 06:01 PM
04-22-2002, 06:03 PM
dude you need help
04-22-2002, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
not me, whoever made this up yes, i got it in an e-mail sure ya did, that is just what you want us to think
04-22-2002, 06:20 PM
/me thinks marcus is a bad baaaaaad boy...
/me also thinks there are alot of sheep in northern pa
04-22-2002, 06:22 PM
men are men and
sheep are nervous. :D
04-22-2002, 06:40 PM
well, we learned in cpu's other thread for today that he's a cowboy. cowboys are often on farms, as are sheep. so i think that pretty much solves any mystery that was out there :P
04-22-2002, 06:41 PM
Some of those are pretty gross. A few others are funny though.:heh:
04-22-2002, 06:48 PM
yep, too much for me... :puke:
04-22-2002, 06:57 PM
04-22-2002, 07:10 PM
Not to worry, there is help for you sheep lover!
04-22-2002, 07:41 PM
sheesh... believe me when i say there is life AWAY from the computer desk. go ahead, don't be shy. just look out the window...:P
To: G|A? Receipents
Subject: Hey I thought u guys would wanna see this email I made up today. Sorry I was just "pruning" the sheep and made this up in my head.. Hope you enjoy it..I know I did
1. Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth.
2. You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear.
3. Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather.
4. Cottonmouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease.
5. Nuttin' beats mutton.
6. Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel.
7. Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early.
8. Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down.
9. Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them.
04-22-2002, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Nija
Ya, I got that too. Only, the one I got was about sheep dogs. So, some of those didn't make sense.
04-22-2002, 09:28 PM
:shifty: Wheres napoleon54???
04-22-2002, 10:31 PM
ok that's goo and all but what if you wanna have sex.... oohhh i see :hehehmm:
cpu 2 words for you, STAY AWAY FROM MY BARN... that's 5 words :shifty:
04-22-2002, 11:07 PM
I thought it was cute and funny! maybe just a little degrading to woman, but hell if its true whats wrong with that? :heh:
04-23-2002, 12:26 AM
hmmmmmm sheep eh?
never thought of them yet....
04-23-2002, 01:12 AM
oh sweeet lord, attack of the 50 foot smiley
04-23-2002, 01:22 AM
04-23-2002, 01:33 AM
a better name for this thread " why cpugeek will never get laid"
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