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Burzhui
04-28-2002, 05:49 PM
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

mojo
04-28-2002, 05:57 PM
um...it didn't really generate anything. it gave multiple guess stuff and put words between the choices. it didn't add anything to my process. guess i'm on my own with this :disa:

cruelpupet
04-28-2002, 08:27 PM
Mwahahahahaha

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of computer programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Island of Mu, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Burzhui
04-28-2002, 10:00 PM
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a chosen one. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you will destroy United Nations. This will cause countless hordes of soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your plague of doom, bringing about the end of all things. This will all be done from a Abandoned Church, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

whitak24
04-29-2002, 09:02 AM
well, that was fun :)

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of corporate suits to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will covertly move your corporate takeover, bringing about something that\'s really metal. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Jihforce
04-29-2002, 10:08 AM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of the White House. This will cause countless hordes of robot warriors to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. This will all be done from a Space Station, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.

Wizard
04-29-2002, 10:13 AM
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first expose a town mascot. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you will destroy the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of the religious right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your plague of doom, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.


not sure how my name being synonymous with fuzzy bunnies would be scary, but yeah ok!

molecularfire
04-29-2002, 03:45 PM
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It\'s my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you will sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of the religious right to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.


Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about an end to sanity. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.



Hahahahaha... fuzzy bunnies will rule the world. :bandit:

Grimm
04-29-2002, 06:57 PM
Oh just great! :angry:

Now everyone gets to be an evil overlord...:shake:

What is the world coming too?
I had to make my own plan, pick my name, practice my evil laugh, and recruit my minions all without any help. Now some guy with a website makes it a snap for anyone.:(

Lothar
04-29-2002, 07:58 PM
not that any of this really matters
I'll have control of the world soon enough



i like the site though, its fun lol