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Ladogaboy
04-28-2002, 07:43 PM
So, every year my wonderful town decides to have a Rodeo. On the surface, this might sound like a cool thing, but trust me, it's not.

The population of our town goes from about 500 to between 8,000-10,000 people literally overnight. There are about 20,000 cases of beer consumed in a single weekend. Oh boy, folks... next weekend is going to be a blast... :2far:

OC
04-28-2002, 08:06 PM
Yeah. I was at a rodeo once. I'd rather have a root canal.

"Oh, look! We can show how superior we are to these animals and make these animals look dumb!" Fellas, it ain't the animals....

-OC

Hiro
04-29-2002, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
and you guys think i have fun with sheep....
so your freely admitting it now? :D

jase71
04-29-2002, 08:00 AM
Oh come on... it's not that bad. Think of it as a National Geographic wildlife special...

There's no better place to catch a glimpse of the North American Mulleted Redneck than a rodeo...

I go to a local one every year. It's an amazing display of missing teeth, overweight women in halter-tops, Miller Lite consumption, and excessively large headwear.

If you can't appreciate a good rodeo, how will you learn to enjoy the finer things in life, like old car shows, Country Music fests, and NASCAR? :P

Ladogaboy
05-01-2002, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
and you guys think i have fun with sheep....:2far:

Actually, I was wondering if you were coming for the "Mutton Bustin'" competition... :heh:

welfareloser
05-01-2002, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by jase71

I go to a local one every year. It's an amazing display of missing teeth, overweight women in halter-tops, Miller Lite consumption, and excessively large headwear.


heh... i took my kid to the local carnival last summer... and as we walked past the rodeo stand, he got reall quiet and clung to my leg... :P the boy got some sense after all!

Burzhui
05-01-2002, 09:44 AM
i see no point in rodeos, so i can stay on a bull ooooh wow, you are sooo cool :rolleyes:

now sex rodeos are fun ;)

Burzhui
05-01-2002, 10:47 AM
Oh yea a sex rodeo is when you are behind your woman, and while doing it, you lean over and tell her that her sister or best friend are much better in bed then she is, and then you try to hold on for 8 seconds ;)