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jase71
05-15-2002, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04


SOME DAYS IT'S JUST NOT WORTH
GNAWING THROUGH THE STRAPS.


Shut up. You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME. :tongue:
Merlin
05-15-2002, 07:15 PM
Boo :thumbdown

For one liners stick to the ones from Rodney.
Memo
05-15-2002, 07:21 PM
Some funny, some ok, some completely stupid :bigmouth: :hmm: :rolleyes:
Speedfreak
05-15-2002, 07:45 PM
If we weren't meant to eat animals
then why are they made of meat?


:heh: :heh:
whitak24
05-16-2002, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
here ya go whitak

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
ahhh......but you have yet to learn....power and dominion are greatest when one has the POTENTIAL to use it but CHOOSES not to. so i'll just keep all the cows out there scared that i'm going to eat them, yet obedient to my every command so that i won't decide to eat them.

kind of like i do to you, cpu :P
Burzhui
05-16-2002, 10:40 AM
DAMN YOU ALL PEOPLE


You did well CPU :thumbup:
ApltnHkyMutt
05-16-2002, 09:21 PM
Nice work cpugeek!!! :)
eSDee
05-16-2002, 09:43 PM
Good job cpugeek :thumbup: Too bad most of them are two liners! :heh:
Hopper1
05-16-2002, 11:29 PM
These made me think of a commercial on comedy central:

Why is it at the last supper they didn't sit on the other side of the table?

- Gilbert Godfrey
BigJon
05-17-2002, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by cpugeek04

It was announced today that Fairchild Electronics will be merging with Honeywell Computers. The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild.


Did they buy the rights to "Touched by an angel"? :heh:
molecularfire
05-17-2002, 12:28 PM
It may be your sole purpose in life
to simply serve as a warning to others.


Hehehehe... saw this on despair.com. :heh: :heh:


Here's one: If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised.
The Continental
05-17-2002, 08:02 PM
Rectum?.........Damn near killed him!!!!!
nickel
05-17-2002, 11:24 PM
:heh: :D :rolleyes:
DankNstickY
05-18-2002, 03:24 PM
GOD IS LOVE.
LOVE IS BLIND.
Ray Charles is Blind.
therefore,
Ray Charles is God.

:heh: :D :heh:
Sir_Froggy
05-18-2002, 06:16 PM
boo!

i've never 'booed' anything here yet but these just aren't funny....

i was hoping for jokes....and i got....these :P
Sir_Froggy
05-18-2002, 07:00 PM
hey at least some corney jokes are funny :pfft:

anyway if u post a good joke that'd i've never read all will be forgiven :)

hehe
Grimm
05-18-2002, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by cpugeek04
Power corrupts and
Absolute power is kinda neat.(grimm)


:dodgy: Who me??? :dodgy:
:P