Burzhui
05-17-2002, 08:48 PM
SAD NEWS
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass
on the following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in thebelly.
He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded.Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still,
as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass
on the following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in thebelly.
He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including
Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded.Doughboy rose quickly in
show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still,
as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John
Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.