How long do you last?

[Ladogaboy]

Well? :naughty:

If you know what I'm talking about, then answer... if you don't, go ask your mom or dad to read you a bedtime story! ;)

Anyway, I've been on about a 6 month hiatus :bawl: , so my endurance is pretty low. Once I've got back in the grove of things, however, I usually last around 30-45 mins... mind you, that is actually going at it, not the other "games" and stuff. ;)

BTW, slaw... that is why a 12-pack lasts me longer than a night! :bandit:

[irwin]

Well, I've never personally done it before, but I'd say about 5-6 hours. Would probably depend on how much sleep I got during the previous night. :)

[Got Apex Moderator]

I can beat trolls all night long.

[Nanotech9]

Originally posted by Got Apex Moderator
I can beat trolls all night long.

woah! what did i miss?!?!? :naughty:

[Nija]

I think I usually last about an hour, but my longest was 4.5 hours, straight :eek: and yes it hurt, and i still wasn't finished... =\



my first time = 2 minutes :P

[jase71]

Originally posted by Got Apex Moderator
I can beat trolls all night long.

Wow.. I've heard it called some strange things before...

But if I called it "beating the trolls" in front of MY wife, well, I wouldn't get the chance to find out how long I'd last, that's for sure... :P

[Nija]

Originally posted by jase71


Wow.. I've heard it called some strange things before...

But if I called it "beating the trolls" in front of MY wife, well, I wouldn't get the chance to find out how long I'd last, that's for sure... :P

:heh:
OH that was freaking funny

good job!
:bigmouth:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Nija
4.5 hours, straight :eek: and yes it hurt, and i still wasn't finished... =\


i know how that feels... it it only hurt the next morning... and no i wasn't finished either

[ribitch]

my gf gets annoyed with my "endurance" so to speak. I am not sure of actual times, but more than she wants to go for.

[Hiro]

hour and a half.

[Loki]

Originally posted by ribitch
my gf gets annoyed with my "endurance" so to speak. I am not sure of actual times, but more than she wants to go for.


Ya tell me about it. Just when you thought it was good to be like the pr0n stars. Damn they must use like WD-40 or sumptin to keep goin. Maybe they just do it on different days and then tape it all together.

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by ribitch
my gf gets annoyed with my "endurance" so to speak. I am not sure of actual times, but more than she wants to go for.

I don't think I could ever go for longer than my GF wants too... My problem is, since I am never with her for more than a week or two at a time, I can't really build up my endurance... :(

Anyway, you guys that have gone over an hour... were you under the influence, or just one of those moods? :hmm:

[Jenny]

Can someone teach my hubby?? *sigh* lol

[Nija]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy


Anyway, you guys that have gone over an hour... were you under the influence, or just one of those moods? :hmm:

I wish.. I just take forever to climax... unfortunately I'm the only one in that two person process :bawl:

I wish I could max out at like minutes...

hell a "quickie" would be nice every once in a while *cry*

Jenny - Teach him what? How to be faster or slower?

[Jenny]

Nija, SLOWER! :P

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Jenny
Nija, SLOWER! :P

damn, now what if he was reading this?

[Jenny]

lol Nah, he's afraid of you people. He never comes here.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Jenny
lol Nah, he's afraid of you people. He never comes here.

of course, cause you embarass him like this... poor guy, poor minute guy

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by Nija


I wish.. I just take forever to climax... unfortunately I'm the only one in that two person process :bawl:


Yeah, that sucks when two people's endurance doesn't match up... not that I'd know anything about that. :shifty:

But, I guess if that were to be the case, it would be best that the guy has the longer endurance. :shrug:


Oh, and on a side note, I remember hearing that the average American couple spends 15 mins, including foreplay! :eek: I can't remember where I heard that, but it is good to know that the G|A? members are nothing if not not normal.

[LPMiller]

Originally posted by Jenny
lol Nah, he's afraid of you people. He never comes here.

Seems to me, the solution to your problem lies within that sentence.

:D

[jase71]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy


Oh, and on a side note, I remember hearing that the average American couple spends 15 mins, including foreplay! :eek:

Well, when you're married, how long does it really take to say "NO!"?

If you figured all of those in, my average would be pretty low too. :P

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by jase71
Well, when you're married, how long does it really take to say "NO!"?


That's why I'm going to marry me a good wife! :P

[jase71]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy


That's why I'm going to marry me a good wife! :P

Sure, sure, Grasshopper. And the rest of us intentionally married ones with no interest... I'm sure you'll be the first to succeed. :P

[cruelpupet]

never timed myself


but i do know one time's time... it was about 35min and i had to fake it...cause i had to get her on the train home.

[hoey222]

Originally posted by Got Apex Moderator
I can beat trolls all night long.


ROFL that's funny......

:heh:

[whitak24]

there ARE limits to what information i'll share in here ;)

[molecularfire]

How long can I last? Dunno. I'll tell you guys when I find out. :(

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by whitak24
there ARE limits to what information i'll share in here ;)

Okay, so we'll put you down for 5...

No worries, though... we all know ribitch has the best uptime. ;)

[jase71]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy


Okay, so we'll put you down for 5...

No worries, though... we all know ribitch has the best uptime. ;)

Hey! Since when does going solo count in the survey? :P

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by jase71


Hey! Since when does going solo count in the survey? :P

since rbitch joined it ;)

[hoey222]

long enough to .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[whitak24]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy
Okay, so we'll put you down for 5...
bastard! :disa:

:P

[CluelessSi]

Originally posted by LPMiller


Seems to me, the solution to your problem lies within that sentence.

:D
http://sloppymatt.homestead.com/files/lol3.gif

[DNMonty]

Originally posted by Jenny
Can someone teach my hubby?? *sigh* lol
Maybe you are just too much of a turn on for him. (pics?)
Just have him think about baseball or something, changing positions or variances in speed & depth go a long way.
Besides you don't mention which you want slower, the finale or equipment failure.
I've had a problem with going for hours also and ending just because I get tired, other times 15 minutes or so. But sometimes it's physical sometimes mental. Sometimes I actually feel guilty for not finishing because my girl feels like she's not fulfilling me. She's very sensitive and very easy to please physically, but sometimes if my heart isn't in it, I never get to the finale myself even though she has many times by then. It's all about knowing what make each of you feel good and practice. Does he please you even if in only a short time? Sounds like you enjoy, just need more time to plateau. Try switching him around, maybe take off some pressure. Let him know what feels good and when. Hope this helped.

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by DNMonty

Maybe you are just too much of a turn on for him. (pics?)


Yeah, Jenny, post some pics! ;)

:P

[Jenny]

Originally posted by DNMonty
DNMonty's advice

First of all, :P back at you Ladogaboy.

And DNMonty, the only thing I'm talking about is like foreplay. not that he uh, finishes too early. ;)

Anyway, it was mainly a joke. :)

[LPMiller]

Originally posted by CluelessSi

http://sloppymatt.homestead.com/files/lol3.gif

Finally, someone gets it!

[topane]

Originally posted by hoey222
long enough to .....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :stupid:

Long enough to please myself ;)

[DoPeY5007]

long enough to get pink to hit a few times :angel: