theHNIC
07-01-2002, 10:14 AM
Another Joke:
Subject: A man appears before the pearly gates. > > A man appears before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of > particular merit?" St. Peter asks. > > "Well, I can think of one thing...." the man offers. "Once I came upon a > gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave > her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most > heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, > ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I told him, > 'Leave her alone or you'll answer to me.'" > > St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" > > "A couple of minutes ago."
Subject: A man appears before the pearly gates. > > A man appears before the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of > particular merit?" St. Peter asks. > > "Well, I can think of one thing...." the man offers. "Once I came upon a > gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave > her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most > heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, > ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. Then I told him, > 'Leave her alone or you'll answer to me.'" > > St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" > > "A couple of minutes ago."