One more

[theHNIC]

Dan and his wife were working in their garden one
day when Dan looks over at his wife and says, "Your
butt is getting really big. I mean really big. I bet
your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he
proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the
grill and then went over to where his wife was
working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was
right your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"
The wife chose to ignore her husband. Later that night
in bed, Dan is feeling a little frisky. He makes some
advances towards his wife who completely brushes
him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do
you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for
one little wiener?"

[CluelessSi]

:laugh:
hmm maybe we should stick these into one Joke post....

[theHNIC]

I was thinking about that to, but they are coming to me from someone else here at my job at different times.

Make we should have a "Jokes" forum

[CluelessSi]

Originally posted by gotmilk
I was thinking about that to, but they are coming to me from someone else here at my job at different times.

Make we should have a "Jokes" forum
can just add on, i know i use to have a jokes topic and a scary stuff topic, use to bring it up once in a while but haven't done it this summer yet =)

[theHNIC]

I will consider that.

[brainsmile]

one thread would be enough

[molecularfire]

Hehehehe... Good joke though. :heh:

[Sir_Froggy]

hahaha that's a good one :laugh2: