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Memo

07-25-2002, 11:14 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=573&e=1&u=/nm/20020725/od_nm/morocco_dc_1

coleslaw

07-25-2002, 11:15 PM

So how does a donkey manage to bite off a penis? :confused:

hang10wannabe

07-25-2002, 11:44 PM

what was his penis doing near the mouth of a donkey!??!?!?!?!:hmm:

sho.gun

07-25-2002, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by hang10wannabe
what was his penis doing near the mouth of a donkey!??!?!?!?!:hmm:

or maybe we should pose the following question: What was the donkey's mouth doing near the penis?

thought provoking... oh yeah.

Freelance Superhero

07-26-2002, 12:06 AM

Donkeys in Morocco are used for laborious work on farms and garbage collection and are often subject to harsh treatment.
i fail to see how that was relevant to the story.

hapoo

07-26-2002, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by Freelance Superhero

i fail to see how that was relevant to the story.

Wives get abused... they cut off their mans penis
Donkeys get abused... well :P

hang10wannabe

07-26-2002, 12:12 AM

lol
lol
lol
lol
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lol
lol
lol:heh:

topane

07-26-2002, 05:01 AM

<shreck>

Come 'ere, donkey! I got something to show you!

</shreck>

SnowSurfer

07-26-2002, 05:38 AM

:heh: thats great. i would also like to know how the mans penis got so close to the mouth of the donkey...

faither

07-26-2002, 05:46 AM

Originally posted by sho.gun

or maybe we should pose the following question: What was the donkey's mouth doing near the penis?

thought provoking... oh yeah.

:stupid:

CluelessSi

07-26-2002, 05:52 AM

i would like to know how they retrieved the leftovers..... i mean animals don't bite and not eat right..... ewww... :puke: ....

ribitch

07-26-2002, 05:56 AM

what is a 7 year old doing with his pants down around a donkey? Did his father/brother/priest teach him something?

Jenny

07-26-2002, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by SnowSurfer
:heh: thats great. i would also like to know how the mans penis got so close to the mouth of the donkey...

Actually, it was a 7-year-old boy, not a man. ;)

attgig

07-26-2002, 06:40 AM

shudder.

Butch

07-26-2002, 07:13 AM

Maybe the donkey thought it was a carrot??? :D

attgig

07-26-2002, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by Jenny
Actually, it was a 7-year-old boy, not a man. ;)

how much is there to bite off when you're 7 years old?????
babysitting 5 year old kids, there isn't that much....
do they grow that much in 2 years?

I don't remember, the sheer size of mine just makes me forget my pre-pubescent days :P

Jenny

07-26-2002, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by attgig

how much is there to bite off when you're 7 years old?????
babysitting 5 year old kids, there isn't that much....
do they grow that much in 2 years?

No, I don't believe at 7 there is much there... But there is obviously SOMETHING! ;)

Originally posted by attgig
I don't remember, the sheer size of mine just makes me forget my pre-pubescent days :P

Hmmm. To quote the guys, I need proof! ;) :D

Memo

07-26-2002, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by topane
<shreck>

Come 'ere, donkey! I got something to show you!

</shreck>
Bahahah. :heh:

CluelessSi

07-26-2002, 07:39 AM

Originally posted by CluelessSi
i would like to know how they retrieved the leftovers..... i mean animals don't bite and not eat right..... ewww... :puke: ....

o no.... bad thought coming from my own post........
:puke: donkey..."eww.. too salty..." :puke: ... ok man i gotta find something else to think about :P

Sir_Froggy

07-26-2002, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by topane
<shreck>

Come 'ere, donkey! I got something to show you!

</shreck>

haahahahahahahahhahahahaha lol lol :laugh:

molecularfire

07-26-2002, 08:43 AM

That is just sick. Poor kid. :( :(

SnowSurfer

07-26-2002, 08:45 AM

i wonder how he is going to explain it to his future wife...

brainsmile

07-26-2002, 09:28 AM

what future wife?

07-26-2002, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by brainsmile
what future wife? :stupid:

attgig

07-26-2002, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by SnowSurfer
i wonder how he is going to explain it to his future wife...

I had some very 'rough' girlfriends...

Sir_Froggy

07-26-2002, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by attgig

I had some very 'rough' girlfriends...

hahaha so the donkey was a girl?

NuTs62

07-26-2002, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by attgig

how much is there to bite off when you're 7 years old?????
babysitting 5 year old kids, there isn't that much....
do they grow that much in 2 years?

I don't remember, the sheer size of mine just makes me forget my pre-pubescent days :P

stop lookin at the kids u're babysitting. you pedophile! :P

NuTs62

07-26-2002, 12:49 PM

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy

hahaha so the donkey was a girl?

:heh: :2far:

hang10wannabe

07-26-2002, 02:09 PM

i wonder what the boy told everyone who was trying to help him... hehe "the donkey took my pee pee" ... oh man thats horrible... ive heard of children "exploring themselves" but thats just ackward... :hmm: :bandit:

joe52985

07-26-2002, 02:36 PM

also, dont put any "lower extremities" near a french mastifs mouth, they will try to get "it" way to quick

please dont ask, i wasnt totally sober, and the dog likes ice cream and....oh god i said too much:hmm:

DoPeY5007

07-26-2002, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by joe52985
also, dont put any "lower extremities" near a french mastifs mouth, they will try to get "it" way to quick

please dont ask, i wasnt totally sober, and the dog likes ice cream and....oh god i said too much:hmm: put down the bottle man

:eek: I wonder how good of a job they did, is it "fully" operational?

CornMonkey

07-26-2002, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by NuTs62

stop lookin at the kids u're babysitting. you pedophile! :P

:heh:

hang10wannabe

07-26-2002, 05:03 PM

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
put down the bottle man

:eek: I wonder how good of a job they did, is it "fully" operational?

lol :heh:

SnowSurfer

07-26-2002, 07:26 PM

ok i got how it happened. the boy and the donkey were playing some funky drinking game. the donkey won and the boy didnt have any more boos so the donkey bit off his penis as payment.....ok maybe not lol