wow im corny...

[SnowSurfer]

Two atoms are walking down the road when one says, “I think I lost an electron!”

The other atom asks, “Are you sure?”

The first atom replies, “I’m positive.”

:) lol

[ribitch]

Originally posted by SnowSurfer
Two atoms are walking down the road when one says, “I think I lost an electron!”

The other atom asks, “Are you sure?”

The first atom replies, “I’m positive.”

:) lol

wow, that was bad

[SnowSurfer]

lol i know oh well :)

[Sir_Froggy]

oldie :)

but I likes it :)

[hapoo]

So a neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer

He turns to the bartender and asks "How much do i owe you?"

And the bartender says "For you, no charge"



I have a friend who loves these jokes, just happened to remember this one.

[CornMonkey]

dang...i thought this thread was for me.

[brainsmile]

still not laughing :P

[sbp]

:|

[DoPeY5007]

I think my Jr High Science teacher told these to us :heh:

[nickel]

Originally posted by SnowSurfer
Two atoms are walking down the road when one says, “I think I lost an erection!”

The other atom asks, “Are you sure?”

The first atom replies, “I’m positive.”

:) lol

i think it's much funnier that way :P ;)

[Burzhui]

he he physics jokes

"Theory is when you know how it works but it still
doesn't. Practice is when it works but you don't know why. In this
Department [Physics], theory and practice are joined together: nothing
works and no one knows why!"

[Burzhui]

THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON (with unhappy ending)

One night when his charge was at full capacity, Micro Farad decided to
get a cute little coil to discharge him. He picked up Millie Amp and
took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across the wheat stone
bridge, around the sine wave, and into the magnetic field next to the
flowing current.

Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curve, soon had her
field fully excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her
frequency, lowered her resistance, and pulled out his high voltage
probe. He inserted it in parallel and began to short circuit her shunt.
Fully excited, Millie cried out, "ohm, ohm, give me mho". With his tube
at maximum output and her coil vibrating from the current flow, her
shunt soon reached maximum heat. The excessive current had shorted her
shunt, and Micro's capacity was rapidly discharged, and every electron
was drained off. They fluxed all night, tried various connections and
hookings until his bar magnet had lost all of its strength, and he could
no longer generate enough voltage to sustain his collapsing field. With
his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his tickler, so
they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.

[JG2004]

.....my Science teacher once told me that joke

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Burzhui
THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON (with unhappy ending)...............
:laugh: :laugh2:



that was funny!!!

[SnowSurfer]

lol bur thats great. i think i may of heard it before from one of my sci teachers not sure though.

[GraingerGuy]

Man...I loved all of these jokes! :D