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ribitch
07-29-2002, 10:38 AM
i got this email



Please read the following six statements and the amazing conclusion they lead to:

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

The amazing conclusion:

The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

This may explain why women are taking over the corporate world.

its an old one, but shockingly true

Jihforce
07-29-2002, 04:55 PM
You forgot about Hockey

jase71
07-29-2002, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Jihforce
You forgot about Hockey

That's because hockey is the sport with no balls... :P







Kidding, I actually like hockey.

Jihforce
07-29-2002, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by jase71


That's because hockey is the sport with no balls... :P


What about ping-pong? ;)

jase71
07-29-2002, 05:39 PM
Originally posted by Jihforce


What about ping-pong? ;)

No... that's the sport where you and your opponent smack each other's balls back and forth with a paddle. :P

GraingerGuy
07-29-2002, 09:00 PM
Hey...where's Volleyball? :D

ZrEo0
07-29-2002, 10:06 PM
normal sports take 1 play to play, cross country takes two:P

Sir_Froggy
07-30-2002, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by jase71


No... that's the sport where you and your opponent smack each other's balls back and forth with a paddle. :P

hahahahahaha :laugh:

molecularfire
07-30-2002, 08:59 AM
Hehehehe... :heh: :heh:

Jihforce
07-30-2002, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by jase71


No... that's the sport where you and your opponent smack each other's balls back and forth with a paddle. :P

Sounds like you've tried it :D

jase71
07-30-2002, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by Jihforce


Sounds like you've tried it :D

No... that's why I can't play the game with my wife. It's a little too one-sided. Ouch. :P