You KNOW you're in da hood when...

[latingirl]

1. You live in the greater los angeles area and you can't get DSL!!!

2. You live in the middle of a huge metropolitan area and you still wake up at 5am in the morning to the rooster "medley" (Is this L.A or T.J.??!).

3. Your car has a layer of dirt an inch thick, but your windows are squeeky clean (thanks crackheads!!)!!!

4. You can't get a pizza after the sun goes down.

5. You can sleep through the "ghetto bird" swoopin up on your house at 2 in the mornin. (And, wait, I could've sworn I just heard someone yell "po-lice!!"...I'm serious!)

I gotta move.

[DoPeY5007]

well, you are in South Central....


not a fun place @ night :eek:

[Showtime]

"cars dirty/ windows clean ..thanks......"
Yeah thanks crackheads!
lol :P

I would say you need to get out but there's some positive things in L.A. and you got a some smarts and a sense of humour at least.

-jel:halo:
ps:i've learned to sleep thru helicoptors and earthquakes, etc. but slide my window or click the lock and the dogs wont be the only ones waitin.

[latingirl]

Originally posted by the jello is jigglin
and the dogs wont be the only ones waitin.


:johnwoo2: kah-kowww!

[ribitch]

or you see passwird.....
http://www.ribitch.com/images/humor/passwird_pool.jpg

[Burzhui]

i don't get that cars dirty... windows clean thing

[ribitch]

Originally posted by Burzhui
i don't get that cars dirty... windows clean thing

in major cities, bums often clean your windows even if they dont need it. they are tryting to earn a buck or two. The windows often looked better before the bum washed them

[latingirl]

Originally posted by Burzhui
i don't get that cars dirty... windows clean thing

A popular crackhead occupation is hanging out at the gas station and beggin you to let them clean your windows or pump your gas for a few dollars or change...shoot, they're grateful for a quarter...it's a drop in the bucket for they're next rock (they can also be alcoholics).

I sometimes give a dollar and let them know to only buy food with it cause its coming to them in Jesus' name (let's me get the gospel in). But usually I tell them that I will buy them a value meal at the nearest fast food joint. I've actually had some of them get mad and tell me I'm wrong or cuss at me. I've also had some that straight placed they're order and made sure that I knew they wanted a "strawberry shake". Other times, they are very grateful and it brings tears to my eyes because I know that they are in bondage to the drug/alcohol.

[Sir_Froggy]

Originally posted by ribitch


in major cities, bums often clean your windows even if they dont need it. they are tryting to earn a buck or two. The windows often looked better before the bum washed them

hahahahahahaha :laugh:

[brainsmile]

Originally posted by ribitch
or you see passwird.....
http://www.ribitch.com/images/humor/passwird_pool.jpg passwird... how many minutes you got on that phone???

[molecularfire]

Man... My house in LA actually meets 60% of those requirements.

1. You live in the greater los angeles area and you can't get DSL!!!
2. You live in the middle of a huge metropolitan area and you still wake up at 5am in the morning to the rooster "medley" (Is this L.A or T.J.??!).
5. You can sleep through the "ghetto bird" swoopin up on your house at 2 in the mornin. (And, wait, I could've sworn I just heard someone yell "po-lice!!"...I'm serious!)

Of course... I could sleep through anything. :shrug:

[attgig]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
well, you are in South Central....


hey, I got that movie! I'm in da hood wit ya! :P

[Merlin]

Originally posted by latingirl
You KNOW you're in da hood when...

All you see is this :bandit: and :johnwoo2: