Jenny
07-30-2002, 05:36 PM
A College professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first-graders
using a bowl of
Lifesaver lollies.
He gave all of the children the same kind of Lifesaver one
at a time and asked the to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began with:
"Red......................Cherry",
"Yellow.................Lemon",
"Green...................Lime",
"Orange.................Orange",
Finally the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them for a while none of them could identify the taste.
"Well", he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother someti! mes
call's
your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
"Everybody spit them out - they're *******s!!!!"
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Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . .
The Army is still looking for him.
using a bowl of
Lifesaver lollies.
He gave all of the children the same kind of Lifesaver one
at a time and asked the to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began with:
"Red......................Cherry",
"Yellow.................Lemon",
"Green...................Lime",
"Orange.................Orange",
Finally the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them for a while none of them could identify the taste.
"Well", he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother someti! mes
call's
your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out and yelled,
"Everybody spit them out - they're *******s!!!!"
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Twenty-eight years ago, Herman James, a Tennessee mountain man, was drafted by the Army.
On his first day in boot camp, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon, an Army barber sheared his head.
On his second day, the Army issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, an Army dentist yanked several of his teeth.
On his third day, he was issued a jock strap. . .
The Army is still looking for him.