Husband Shopping Center

[Pinkgirl36]

A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose random among many men, for her husband. It was laid out in five floors,
with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.

So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and say: "Well that's better
than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further
up?" So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking". hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?".

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework."

Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!?

And so again, they go up.

fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?! What must be awaiting us further on!

So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please". Thank you for shopping and have a nice day. !!

[CluelessSi]

:laugh:

[Sir_Froggy]

heh obg

[DoPeY5007]

:hmm:

[brainsmile]

:heh:

[OC]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's freakin hilarious... and more than a little bit true, but nevermind ;)

-OC

[NuTs62]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
:hmm:

hmmm, so pink, are you shoppin around to replace that :duh: ?


and thanks for the laugh. :)

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by NuTs62


hmmm, so pink, are you shoppin around to replace that :duh: ?


and thanks for the laugh. :) :bonk: :smash: :johnwoo2: :bash: :boxing:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by DarkFury

I guess that would depend on what you got her yesterday for her birthday huh? :hihi: well..... Everything it tight right now, and I do have things in the works a little later, and she knows that ;)

[NuTs62]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
well..... Everything it tight right now, and I do have things in the works a little later, and she knows that ;)

so much for surprises :rolleyes:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by NuTs62


so much for surprises :rolleyes: well when you have low funds, and have to plan things days in advance, there are no surprizes :cool:

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by DarkFury

I guess the DJing business is kinda down right now huh? That or you must've bought too many Hot Wheels. :hihi: bah, I haven't DJ'd in a lil while, and the Hotwheels, well I havent even spend $30 on them so :P

[Pinkgirl36]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
well..... Everything it tight right now, and I do have things in the works a little later, and she knows that ;) i know what? :confused:

[IntegraTypeR]

ooh.. glad i woulda stopped at the 4th floor :P

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Pinkgirl36
i know what? :confused: she NEVER remembers anything I tell her :rolleyes:

[sbp]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Heh... time for some "remedial spankin's" huh? :hihi: {looks around for GAM} :shifty:

[Hiro]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Heh... time for some "remedial spankin's" huh? :hihi:
I don't think the "punishment" stops there. :shifty: :naughty: :hehehmm:

[Pinkgirl36]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
I havent even spend $30 on them so :P yeah...now try to figure out how much you've spent on them....and how much you've sold...:rolleyes:

[g222leav]

oh, i thought it was another "man-bashing" joke where the punchline would be something like..."you've reached the 10-th floor...all the men here are gay!"-ziggyziggy

[SnowSurfer]

:bigmouth: :heh:

thats great...so true..lol

[Burzhui]

so true so true

[whitak24]

Originally posted by g222leav
oh, i thought it was another "man-bashing" joke where the punchline would be something like..."you've reached the 10-th floor...all the men here are gay!"-ziggyziggy
actually, i've seen the joke written that way