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Lolita
08-06-2002, 12:58 PM
http://www.hatsofmeat.com/HatsofMeat/index.html

:confused:
Hiro
08-06-2002, 01:00 PM
:disa:
faither
08-06-2002, 01:06 PM
If you stayed out in the sun too long, would you get maggots on your scalp??? :puke:
ribitch
08-06-2002, 01:18 PM
ive seen that one beofre. pretty sick.
DoPeY5007
08-06-2002, 01:19 PM
:puke:
DoPeY5007
08-06-2002, 01:32 PM
:hmm:



Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?

A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth.

Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?

A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.

Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?

A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.

Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?

A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.

Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?

A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.

Q: Is there such thing as a wig or toupee of meat?

A: Yes. Manhattan’s trendy “Meatheads” shop offers a wide selection of hair replacement options made entirely of meat.
DankNstickY
08-06-2002, 01:51 PM
bad bad bad... :nono:

here's another:
http://www.kfma.com/JFstuff/pics/meat.htm

wackos i say.... wackos
CornMonkey
08-06-2002, 01:59 PM
http://www.hatsofmeat.com/HatsofMeat/Images/5a.jpghttp://www.hatsofmeat.com/HatsofMeat/Images/5b.jpghttp://www.hatsofmeat.com/HatsofMeat/Images/5c.jpg

THE BRISKET YARMULKE - Made of 100% kosher brisket, this one-size-fits-all “beefy beanie” comes emblazoned with a horseradish Star of David.

:heh:
Freelance Superhero
08-06-2002, 08:59 PM
:hmm:WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!:hmm:

this totally unmade my day...
GraingerGuy
08-06-2002, 10:30 PM
That's one of the more awful things I've seen.....:hmm:
Windsor
08-06-2002, 10:34 PM
Feast your eyes on THIS hat!! :bigmouth:
DaFunkyUnit
08-06-2002, 11:56 PM
"How you sport your hat?"

"I sport it fresh!"

i sure hope so :hmm: