View Full Version : Hats of Meat...how much more descriptive can I be?
08-06-2002, 03:58 PM
08-06-2002, 04:06 PM
If you stayed out in the sun too long, would you get maggots on your scalp??? :puke:
08-06-2002, 04:18 PM
ive seen that one beofre. pretty sick.
08-06-2002, 04:19 PM
08-06-2002, 04:32 PM
Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair?
A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth.
Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad?
A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection.
Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat?
A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away.
Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat?
A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat.
Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat?
A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades.
Q: Is there such thing as a wig or toupee of meat?
A: Yes. Manhattan’s trendy “Meatheads” shop offers a wide selection of hair replacement options made entirely of meat.
08-06-2002, 04:51 PM
bad bad bad... :nono:
wackos i say.... wackos
08-06-2002, 04:59 PM
THE BRISKET YARMULKE - Made of 100% kosher brisket, this one-size-fits-all “beefy beanie” comes emblazoned with a horseradish Star of David.
08-06-2002, 11:59 PM
:hmm:WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!:hmm:
this totally unmade my day...
08-07-2002, 01:30 AM
That's one of the more awful things I've seen.....:hmm:
08-07-2002, 01:34 AM
Feast your eyes on THIS hat!! :bigmouth:
08-07-2002, 02:56 AM
"How you sport your hat?"
"I sport it fresh!"
i sure hope so :hmm:
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