theHNIC
08-09-2002, 10:02 AM
A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for
himself.
The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile.
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling" and I had to grin.
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did
the Trick" and I could hardly control myself.
"BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I laughed out loud."
"Case Dismissed!" said the Judge.
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
complained to the driver and had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man what he had to say for
himself.
The main replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
that said "The Gold Dust Twins are coming," and I had to smile.
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Sloan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling" and I had to grin.
"Then she placed herself under a sign that said "William's Big Stick Did
the Trick" and I could hardly control myself.
"BUT...when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident," I laughed out loud."
"Case Dismissed!" said the Judge.