20 years from now... What will our kids be saying?

[brainsmile]

For instance, I can't believe cars ran on gas!

Make sure to state what improvement made that statement relevant.

So in 20 years we'll have cars running on hydrogen.

[jase71]

You actually voted for that guy? :eek: What were you thinking?

[Hiro]

You used to actually have sex with REAL women?!

[Burzhui]

Your kids: "shut up shut up, King Burzhui is on TV again"

[Hiro]

Originally posted by Burzhui
Your kids: "shut up shut up, King Burzhui is on TV again"
/me smacks Burzhui, "Wake up Bitz."

[dbax791]

"Dad, can I have $400 to go to the movies?"

"How come the Cubs never go to the World Series?"

"Who is this DarkFury character and why does he have 5,000,000 posts?"

[DoPeY5007]

you dial'd in to the internet with a what? A modem? wtf is that?

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by Corsec
You used to actually have sex with REAL women?! well, your kids will never say that to you :hihi:

[Lolita]

Originally posted by DarkFury

And he's got a new flavorful sauce to go on his "Jumbo Burger" value meal. :hihi:

:heh:

[jase71]

You mean they didn't have "feely" pr0n when you were young? You only LOOKED? :eek:

[Merlin]

Wow you mean that you guys didn't get your own personal clone of this month's Playmate with your subscription. :eek:

[Merlin]

Originally posted by dbax791
"How come the Cubs never go to the World Series?"


:bigmouth: :heh: :bigmouth: :heh: :bigmouth: :heh:

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Lolita


:heh:


:yell: down woman :bonk:

As i was saying, My fast food chain will be the same to food as Microsoft is the software Market.... i.e. a monopoly... which will in time bring the whole world to it's knees

[attgig]

you mean 90% of people didn't get cancer back then? (from cell phones )

you mean you could actually breathe non-bottled air?

Dad, can I borrow grandpa's bellbottom's? they're in again!

[revil]

me: an evil petting zoo?
my son: no!

[i6s1]

Phones had wires?

[jase71]

Originally posted by Burzhui


As i was saying, My fast food chain will be the same to food as Microsoft is the software Market.... i.e. a monopoly... which will in time bring the whole world to it's knees

McDonalds already brings me to my knees... usually over something porcelain. :puke:

I'm not so sure that's an admirable goal....

[brainsmile]

kids will be saying... what's nintendo?

[Lolita]

Originally posted by Burzhui



:yell: down woman :bonk:

:mad3: u better watch out boy!

[oblongmelon]

HAHA! MY kids are already saying things..like..I can't believe you didn't have power windows in your cars back then.
-What was with your hair? It was SO BIG.
-And who the hell is Bobby sherman. :)
-IS THAT REALLY DAD? WOA.

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by revil
me: an evil petting zoo?
my son: no!

LOL!!!:heh:

Lolita quote:
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Originally posted by Burzhui



down woman
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u better watch out boy!


:dodgy: id take these Burzhui...:woo: she means business

[dbax791]

Originally posted by brainsmile
kids will be saying... what's nintendo?

Umm, aren't kids already starting to say that today? :D

[brainsmile]

heck they probably wouldn't believe me if I told them that the old commodore 64 ran on cassette tapes.

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by dbax791


Umm, aren't kids already starting to say that today? :D no, not yet. There is still the GameCube :P

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
no, not yet. There is still the GameCube :P


oh yea good ol gamecube i love you!!!! :love:

[brainsmile]

or how bout... hey dad for christmas can I get final fantasy 30?

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by brainsmile
or how bout... hey dad for christmas can I get final fantasy 30? :heh: more like FF 55

[hang10wannabe]

or what bout this... o that Carson Daily... what a loser... no wait... thats my line... :hmm:

[revil]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
:heh: more like FF 55
dunno about that. They have a lot riding on FFXI, and i don't see that doing so well.

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by revil

dunno about that. They have a lot riding on FFXI, and i don't see that doing so well.

yea its taking too long to get it up and running online... but man im loving FF2 (FF4 in us) ^_^

[Hiro]

Originally posted by DoPeY5007
well, your kids will never say that to you :hihi:
and we all know thats not true. :P

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Lolita


:mad3: u better watch out boy! :bash:

[Lolita]

Originally posted by Burzhui
:bash:

good comeback...








neffer...

[Cheesypuff]

Dad....you really went to school walking bare feet in snow going up hill both ways?

[ZrEo0]

there was a TV station called "fox"?

[ZrEo0]

u used aoHELL v.7.0?

that sucks comapred to 101.5893798753987687

[GraingerGuy]

1. You had a 2d monitor?

2. What? The fastest thing they had was a 3 Ghz CPU? HA!

3. Your cars had wheels? (I still keep to the dream that one day our cars will float! :D)

[Merlin]

Daddy, what was it like having an ozone layer?




Child: Cars ran gasoline?
Me: Yes, is was a product made from oil.
Child: What's oil?
Me: Something that used to come out of the ground and was used for all sorts of useful things.
Child: How come we don't use it anymore?
Me: Because we used it all up a long time ago. So now we just walk.




You mean people didn't used to live to be 150 years old?





Why do old people smell funny?

[topane]

"They used people to act in movies"?

[g222leav]

daddy...what do you mean you got..."lewinski-ed"???

[DoPeY5007]

you had a pen and paper :eek:

[psycho-]

You used to control you bowel movements better.

[whitak24]

Originally posted by psycho-
You used to control you bowel movements better.
are you planning to be wearing depends within 20 years? :eek:

i'd like to think it'll be a good 50 years before i need those :disa:

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by whitak24

are you planning to be wearing depends within 20 years? :eek:

i'd like to think it'll be a good 50 years before i need those :disa:

why do they call them depends... "will this keep me dry *depends*... will this make things less noticable *depends*... will this help me keep some dignity *depends*..."

why not call then "absolutelys" or something like that :D

[eSDee]

Originally posted by g222leav
daddy...what do you mean you got..."lewinski-ed"???

:heh: Classic!

Ok here's mine:

"So dad, you're saying that music in your generation was nothing more than re-produced songs from your dad's generation, with new people singing old songs that were a hit before their time, and by just adding their face and voice to the music they called themselves 'artists'?"

"Yes sweetie that's correct"

"And you guys actually paid for that crap?"

"Well, the dumb masses of ignorants did. The smart downloaded it from Napster"

"WTF is Napster?"

[Merlin]

Originally posted by eSDeeLoco


:heh: Classic!

Ok here's mine:

"So dad, you're saying that music in your generation was nothing more than re-produced songs from your dad's generation, with new people singing old songs that were a hit before their time, and by just adding their face and voice to the music they called themselves 'artists'?"

"Yes sweetie that's correct"

"And you guys actually paid for that crap?"

"Well, the dumb masses of ignorants did. The smart downloaded it from Napster"

"WTF is Napster?"

Its nice to see your charming little girl will use WTF in a question to dad. :eek:

[eSDee]

Originally posted by Merlin


Its nice to see your charming little girl will use WTF in a question to dad. :eek:

Remember it's 20 years from now. WTF will probably be in the dictionary. ;)

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by eSDeeLoco


Remember it's 20 years from now. WTF will probably be in the dictionary. ;) as well as lol :P

[hapoo]

Obby dear, who the hell is Bobby sherman??? :D

[hang10wannabe]

:hmm: what about l33t or fo sheeze?:hmm:

i need to get my asian wife and get some kids... then they will rule the world!!! and ill be thier boss

"daddy can we push this countries border over so i can have a nile AND cool islands"

"sure honey... anything you want":D

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by hapoo
Obby dear, who the hell is Bobby sherman??? :D

who is Bobby Sherman??? no seriously... i have no clue:confused:

[Jenny]

Originally posted by DarkFury

You mean Jenny will be a contributor to the dictionary of 20 years from now? :eek:


Hi Jenny... :wavey: :D

Hahahahaah! Ok, that one made me laugh. :D :angel:

[brainsmile]

what's that??? you had to sharpen pencils? What are pencils?

[spigidygak]

"Wait. . . hold on, you're telling me the sky was BLUE?!?!"

[spigidygak]

Originally posted by hang10wannabe


who is Bobby Sherman??? no seriously... i have no clue:confused:

LMAO. . . hehe, my friend did jury duty last week at the San Bernardino Court. . . Guess whos a bailiff. . . BOBBY SHERMAN, hehe.

[DoPeY5007]

or how about



Mice had balls :eek:

[brainsmile]

computers used RAM? Intel? What's that?

[spigidygak]

Well that was stupid to call a computer company after fruit :D

mp3 . . . huh?

Daeweoo. . . daewho?

[brainsmile]

wait... you're telling me that you actually interacted with Apex? Oh man... but he's the richest man on Mars!

[brainsmile]

voice commands ... don't you mean telepathy?

[brainsmile]

hey I just noticed... no one has post counts currently... I'm a void!

[hapoo]

Originally posted by DarkFury
"What... you mean you actually had to type to enter data into the computer... Where were the voice commands?" :hihi:



I don't think finger input is going anywhere. Voice is way too public.

[brainsmile]

in Star Wars you just needed the force

[hapoo]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Heh... it works on STAR TREK! :hihi:


So there... :pfft:


:hihi:


so do transporters and warp speed :pfft:


[captain pickard] Number One, bring me a number 2 with a side of fries [/captain pickard]

[Cheesypuff]

Bill gates was not on the dollor bill?

(that would be just wrong)

[hapoo]

Originally posted by Cheesypuff
Bill gates was not on the dollor bill?

(that would be just wrong)



yeah, that woud be just wrong since dollar bills wouldn't be around, all our kids will have 500 dollar allowances. Smallest bill? the 20.
Largest? $1000 with a nice picture of King Hapoo on it :D

[brainsmile]

Originally posted by hapoo




yeah, that woud be just wrong since dollar bills wouldn't be around, all our kids will have 500 dollar allowances. Smallest bill? the 20.
Largest? $1000 with a nice picture of King Hapoo on it :D excuse me? what are coins?

[DoPeY5007]

Originally posted by brainsmile
wait... you're telling me that you actually interacted with Apex? Oh man... but he's the richest man on Mars! :heh: heh, I like that one

[brainsmile]

though inhabitation of mars in 20 years seems unlikely... :D

[ZrEo0]

dopey was blonde for a friday?

[brainsmile]

<kid running in screaming> Dad!!! Dad!!! President George W. Bush II is attacking Saddam Hussein Jr cause they invaded Kuwait.

:rolleyes:

What do you mean again???

[GraingerGuy]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Haven't they already developed a way to teleport molecules?


Somewhere I saw something on that. :D

Yup! That was so cool! Or maybe it was an atom....I don't remember.

[brainsmile]

is there a link?

[hapoo]

well they say they've teleported a laser (http://www.eetimes.com/at/news/OEG20020619S0018) although basically what they did is copy the lasers characteristics onto another beam.

[johnnymk]

In 20 years, the way political correctness is going, "Praise Allah" will be on the dollar bill, or make that the ten dollar bill. We'll be a third world country by then, too.

[hapoo]

Originally posted by johnnymk
In 20 years, the way political correctness is going, "Praise Allah" will be on the dollar bill, or make that the ten dollar bill. We'll be a third world country by then, too.


Even though islam is the fastest growing religion, i don't see that happening anytime soon... although i can't say i'd mind :D

[brainsmile]

Originally posted by johnnymk
In 20 years, the way political correctness is going, "Praise Allah" will be on the dollar bill, or make that the ten dollar bill. We'll be a third world country by then, too. why would this be the PC thing to do?

[Kevster]

That boy band... n'sync... did they all jump off that building at the same time or were they pushed?

[johnnymk]

Originally posted by brainsmile
why would this be the PC thing to do?

Take a look at the media. Look at how fast after 911 they called the Muslim religion peaceful. Whenever there's a serious threat, they always back down, since they stand for nothing( except the almighty buck and quantity of readership)

[g222leav]

what did you guys do before the 99c coin???

[eSDee]

Originally posted by Kevster
That boy band... n'sync... did they all jump off that building at the same time or were they pushed?


Ding Ding Ding Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner!!!:heh:

[hapoo]

Originally posted by johnnymk

Muslim religion peaceful


Islam IS a peaceful religion, there just happens to be a few nut jobs out their giving us a bad name. Consider this:

1. there are about 1.3 billion muslims in the world today, thats about 20% of the world population
2. around about 2025 islam will become the largest religion (currently only surpassed by christianity)

Now, out of all these people, ya gonna end up with a couple rotten apples, hardly reason enough to blame it on the religion.