Original Joke

[Sir_Froggy]

What kind of ball do you have to get?










A Musket ball!

hahahahahahaha :laugh: get it? Musket, Must get?

hahahahahah i made it up this morning too :)

[Hiro]

:hmm:

[CornMonkey]

:hmm: x2

[eSDee]

*smacks forehead* Lemme guess sirfroggy, no one laughed in your class either :hmm:

[DoPeY5007]

:heh: it is funny ;)

[faither]

i respectfully disagree on the funniness of the joke. Corny, yes. Funny, no. Now, if in the joke someone got a jimmy kick, that would be funny. :laugh: :laugh:

[dbax791]

/me smacks forehead

Why oh why to I keep clicking on Froggy's jokes? *sigh*

Well they are funny because they are SOOOO BAD :P

[nickel]

:rolleyes:

musket out of this thread fast :P

[Memo]

that's terrible! seriously, haha, stick to getting jokes off the net :P

[hang10wannabe]

i thought it was funny :|



:heh: :heh:

[Merlin]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
What kind of ball do you have to get?










A Musket ball!

hahahahahahaha :laugh: get it? Musket, Must get?

hahahahahah i made it up this morning too :)

:bonk:

[Merlin]

Originally posted by nickelback
:rolleyes:

musket out of this thread fast :P

OK now that is a funny reply. :thumb:

[GraingerGuy]

:heh:

Holy cow...that made me laugh so hard! I love corny jokes! :)

[Lady In Red]

:nono: Someone has way too much time on their hands!! :)

[Sir_Froggy]

thank you to the few that appreciated my joke. i admit it wasn't that great because i made it up just yesterday when i posted it. it was early in the morning and i had nothing to do and i was just thinking of that one milk commercial with Aaron Burr, and so i remember the bullet, and was thinking, musket and i came up with the joke.

anyway here is another i hope you enjoy it, i got it from a friend.


So there is this man and he gets in a horrible car accident. He loses both his ears in the accident and later becomes very self-concious of his loss of ears. He is an employer for a big company and is finding someone that will work beside him for years to come. After a few days, only three people are left. To the first man he says, "Do you notice anything striking about my appearance?" The first candidate replies, "Yes you don't have any ears." The man tells the candidate to leave. To the second candidate, he asks the same, "Do you notice anything strking about my appearance?" The candidate replies, "Yes you don't have any ears." The man tells that candidate to leave too. To the last candidate, the man asks, "Do you notice anything striking about my appearance?" The candidate replies, "Yes you wear contacts." The man was surprised and asked, "How did you come to that conclusion." The candidate says, "Well you can't wear glasses if you don't have any freaking ears."

hahahahha :laugh: that's a good one

[spigidygak]

/me looks for a rimshot. . . uh oh oh oh. . . awww too bad no rimshot.

[Sir_Froggy]

u guys didn't like it?? i thought it was hilarious

and go ahead post all the jokes you want

[Freelance Superhero]

i liked the second one better yeah, but as for the first:
Originally posted by nickelback
musket out of this thread fast
:heh:

[Lolita]

Originally posted by Sir_Froggy
What kind of ball do you have to get?










A Musket ball!

hahahahahahaha :laugh: get it? Musket, Must get?

hahahahahah i made it up this morning too :)


I thought it was cute...and how many of you can make up a better joke? ;)

[Sir_Froggy]

.......you know all this negative responses to my jokes are hurting my humorpowers, i think i might just stop posting jokes here....

haha who am I kidding? here's another

Why didn't the Russians go to war?






They didn't want to "Russian" to anything


hahahahahaha
:laugh: :laugh2:
hahahahahahaha

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Ok... you asked for it...

Why don't Froggy's jokes ever seem to go over well here at G|A?




Because his delivery "croaks". :hmm:

LOL!!:heh:
thats great... but i think Froggy is sheer genius... he creates jokes that are utterly hilarious!

:D

[Sir_Froggy]

hhahahaha DF that was really good and thank you hang10 :)


here's another joke for you guys :)

One day a biology class was studying plants. After the lecture, the students had to do a lab. So they were to study and look for the parts in plants and tell what they do. One student walked up to his teacher and said, "What's stomata?" The teacher replied "I don't know what's stomata with you?"

hahahahahaha get it? What's stomata? What's the matter?

hahahaha :laugh:

and if you don't know stomata is the thing on the underside of leaves that let out excess water and oxygen