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Napoleon54
08-17-2002, 10:10 PM
Ode to the Mullet

Mullet oh Mullet
Why are you so long?
Who cut you hair?
They did it wrong!

Mullet oh Mullet
Why do you listen to Winger?
And why do I always see you
On that show Jerry Springer?

Mullet oh Mullet
You're so good in the sack
I dig the short front
But I love the long back

Mullet oh Mullet
Seen in ol' Arkansas
Don't got one? Get one!
Mullet up...it's the LAW!

Mullet oh Mullet
Feathered just like sexy Farrah
You look so damn hot
Cruisin' in your purple '68 Camaro

Mullet oh Mullet
You're the pick of the litter
I think you would look great
On Three's Company star John Ritter

Mullet oh Mullet
Hangin at the Tranny Shack
You're business in the front
But a party in the back

Mullet oh Mullet
Guzzling down Meister Brau
3 Cases? Still Standing?
All I can say is WOW!

Mullet oh Mullet
In French: Le Moo-Lay
You'll never have the need
For a rug or toupee

Mullet oh Mullet
Like Ron Jeremy or Billy Ray
Mullets wherever you are
You just made my day!
nickel
08-18-2002, 12:12 AM
mullet, musket, it's all the same ;)
DaFunkyUnit
08-18-2002, 11:31 AM
business up front, party in the back :hihi:
WhiskeyPapa
08-19-2002, 08:15 AM
http://wtbx.com/images/bob
The leather vest is a nice compliment.
Sir_Froggy
08-19-2002, 03:04 PM
hahahahahaha :laugh: that's a good one
DankNstickY
08-19-2002, 03:25 PM
Don't got one? Get one!
Mullet up...it's the LAW!


lol.... gotta love arkansas