Signs You're At A Wedding in Tennessee

[DoPeY5007]

* The rehearsal dinner is held at Hooters.

* Instead of "friends of the bride or friends of
the groom?", ushers ask "Ford or Chevy?"

* Bridesmaids wear pink tube tops and the
groomsmen wear Travis Tritt t-shirts.

* Phrase "I Do" is replaced by "I Heard That!"

* Tender rendition of "The Wedding Song" is
replaced by "Rocky Top" and performed by
Boxcar Willie.

* When the minister asks, "Who Giveth This
Woman To Be Married..." some guy in the back
stands up and hollers "Earnhardt!"

* Reception conversation includes the phrase,
"Been to Dollywood lately, Earl?"

* Snack trays and beverages at reception include
vienna sausages (smoked, of course), nacho
cheese Doritos and grandma's own moonshine.

* Plans for the Honeymoon evening include
tickets to the Monster Truck Show.

* The sign in front of the church reads:
No Shirt...No Shoes...No Problem!

[Merlin]

folks bust out their brand spankin' new STP baseball caps.

[Napoleon54]

Originally posted by DarkFury
is there any straw or peanut shells on the ground...

Naw, they swept out the barn for the occasion :)

[Napoleon54]

Speaking of Tennessee...

I have some overly ripe bananas in the kitchen so I'm looking up banana bread recipes online. Here's the comment that's included with one of the recipes I found:


"I developed this recipe because I wanted a bread recipe, not cake-like, while living in a 10-foot trailer. This recipe is very low in fat."

I think I'll skip that one. I'm afraid of anyone who lives (and bakes) in a 10-foot trailer and feels the need to share that information. Cain youse sey Tenn-uh-seeh hill-billeh? ::cue dueling banjoes music, a la Deliverance::

[dbax791]

Umm the bride and groom have the same last name...BEFORE the wedding?

:D

[Hiro]

Originally posted by dbax791
Umm the bride and groom have the same last name...BEFORE the wedding?

:D
that one was the best. :bigmouth: :heh: