condoms and prison

[kimchicowboy]

just read this on yahoo news:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=594&e=1&cid=594&u=/nm/20020904/hl_nm/condoms_prisoner_dc

interesting...

[CornMonkey]

um, so why... nah, nevermind. i think it would be best if i didn't ask...

[sleepminded]

Originally posted by CornMonkey
um, so why... nah, nevermind. i think it would be best if i didn't ask...

ditto...that was...er...disturbing!
:eek: :puke:

[CornMonkey]

Originally posted by Yossarian
someone wanna summerize, i'm afraid to click

setting: men's correctional facility, morning shower
prisoner 1 -- i'm gonna git you boy!
prisoner 2 -- oh please put on a condom before you hurt me!

there's your summary. :D

[mojo]

the sad thing is that this is like the other punishment that peeps get while in the joint. so you could be in for relatively minor offenses and get it. bad circumstances, petty theft, whatever puts you there. a lot of the peeps there are in for long-term, so they don't care if what they do to you gets them more time or whatever. not to mention lifers.

it's just a shame :disa:

[WhiskeyPapa]

Originally posted by mojo
so you could be in for relatively minor offenses and get it. bad circumstances, petty theft, whatever puts you there.
"Bad circumstances"? Since when is that a crime? You go to prison because you commit a crime, no matter how "bad" your "circumstances" are. People are in prison because they are criminals, not because life dealt them a bad hand.

In my opinion, we should highlight this aspect of prison life, maybe that would make some punk think twice before he holds up a convenience store.

[nickel]

gotta agree with the above

[Nija]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Per Office Space...

I guess they are trying to make "Pound me in the @ss Prison" a bit safer huh? :hmm:





Like I always say... before going to prison, stock up on "soap on a rope". :hihi:

all I see is that scene from "American History X" right here.... :disa:

[Nija]

Originally posted by DarkFury

Don't forget OZ...

Especially the episode where Anabeezee "bushwhacked" that mafia guy's nephew in the kitchen... :puke:
That would require:
a)me having cable.
b)me having HBO
c)watching Oz

:D

although I think I can guess...... cornholes anyone? :hihi:

[Burzhui]

hmm so if you have sex with men you can get syphilis and HIV..... good maybe that would stop all them raping in jails... but no, let's give them condoms... rape away


:rolleyes:

[brain]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Per Office Space...

I guess they are trying to make "Pound me in the @ss Prison" a bit safer huh? :hmm:





Like I always say... before going to prison, stock up on "soap on a rope". :hihi:

"Watch your cornhole buddy."

[Freelance Superhero]

or you could just take martin lawrence's advice and not wash yer ass for like months... who'd wanna hit that? :puke:

"lock and twist..."

[mojo]

Originally posted by kb0wwp

"Bad circumstances"? Since when is that a crime? You go to prison because you commit a crime, no matter how "bad" your "circumstances" are. People are in prison because they are criminals, not because life dealt them a bad hand.

In my opinion, we should highlight this aspect of prison life, maybe that would make some punk think twice before he holds up a convenience store. this is all fine and dandy until it's you. or are you telling us that you're the one that won't do time for anything you ever do?

say someone comes at you with a knife. so of course you gotta defend yourself right? well, you can still do time for manslaughter or whatever. it depends on what it "looks like" in court.

yes, there are circumstances that can land someone in the joint that you wouldn't consider a criminal if you met them.

[Grimm]

Look, with a few easy steps you can prevent any sexual asault in prison.

1) When you enter the cell block for the first time present a likable and positive attitude.

2) Wait for an inmate to approach you and speak to you.

3) Rip out his spine and wear it as a necklace.

4) Place his intestines in a large circle, at least 10 feet in diameter, smile brightly and announce that this is your area.

5) Pull what is left of the remains of the person who tried to speak you you up next to you and inform everyone that this is your new friend "Fred" and that everyone should be nice to him.

And enjoy the rest of your nice safe stay.

[Nija]

Originally posted by Grimm
Look, with a few easy steps you can prevent any sexual asault in prison.

1) When you enter the cell block for the first time present a likable and positive attitude.

2) Wait for an inmate to approach you and speak to you.

3) Rip out his spine and wear it as a necklace.

4) Place his intestines in a large circle, at least 10 feet in diameter, smile brightly and announce that this is your area.

5) Pull what is left of the remains of the person who tried to speak you you up next to you and inform everyone that this is your new friend "Fred" and that everyone should be nice to him.

And enjoy the rest of your nice safe stay.

especially since you will be there for the rest of your life, wearing a nice white jacket and on a bunch of pretty pills....