Nija
09-06-2002, 02:32 PM
As per here (http://encarta.msn.com/column/humormain.asp) this is the best joke according to a survey conducted on 100,000 people:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up.
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replies, "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
this was the worst:
Q. Why are chickens considered good employees?
A. Because they work around the cluck.
I didn't think either were all that great to tell the truth....
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up.
"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replies, "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
this was the worst:
Q. Why are chickens considered good employees?
A. Because they work around the cluck.
I didn't think either were all that great to tell the truth....