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revil
09-13-2002, 04:43 AM
...right be fore i go to bed. just makes it so i gotta get up and use the bathroom later. maybe if i jab a q-tip in there it will keep it from coming out... sorta like a male tanp... ok, i think i need another beer.
NuTs62
09-13-2002, 04:44 AM
:puke: sickening :disa:
oblongmelon
09-13-2002, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by revil
...right be fore i go to bed. just makes it so i gotta get up and use the bathroom later. maybe if i jab a q-tip in there it will keep it from coming out... sorta like a male tanp... ok, i think i need another beer.
OMG..THAT IS SO NASTY..ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch..
(psssst...if you are really lazy, you can always pick up a pack of depends) :)
revil
09-13-2002, 05:04 AM
I just thought of a better, less painful solution. plastic tubing that reaches to a drain from my bed and a rubberband to keep on tight. it'll work great! well unless there is a kink in the line, then the backflow may be a problem.

crap. i shouldn't have had that last beer. oh well, another will only help.
revil
09-13-2002, 05:07 AM
Threads pertaining to bowel movements, poop, crap, piss, feces, and anything related to them are not permitted.
I haven't been talking about bowel movements, poop, crap, piss, feces, and anything related to them... I've been talking about cranberry juice all along... :shifty:


crap. i'm gonna get smited, aren't i?
mojo
09-13-2002, 05:15 AM
have a beer, ya big wuss :P

i'll have one, too ;)
revil
09-13-2002, 05:38 AM
i ned to stop havng beers. I need to goto bed.
mojo
09-13-2002, 05:56 AM
hey, i held up my end of the bargain. and i'm enjoying the smooth richness of my brother's home-brews. i swear by his beers!

so dammit, less sleepin and more drinkin!
faither
09-13-2002, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by revil
I just thought of a better, less painful solution. plastic tubing that reaches to a drain from my bed and a rubberband to keep on tight. it'll work great! well unless there is a kink in the line, then the backflow may be a problem.

crap. i shouldn't have had that last beer. oh well, another will only help.

I guess you've never been catheterized. Took a hit to the kidney once in a rugby match and needed one. NOT A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE! :eek:
nickel
09-13-2002, 08:06 AM
beer is very nutritious and helps to rid the body of toxins. ;)
revil
09-13-2002, 06:04 PM
:yawn: I just woke up and my head hurts.... :pissed: on top of that, my neighbor is :sing: very off-tune.
DankNstickY
09-14-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by oblongmelon

(psssst...if you are really lazy, you can always pick up a pack of depends) :)

hey u might even be able to find a 6-pac since we know u like them in groups of 6 :P
glagic
09-14-2002, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by DankNstickY


hey u might even be able to find a 6-pac since we know u like them in groups of 6 :P

go invade costco. stock up so you have like 50 and dont have to worry. throw one on and go to sleep.
Windsor
09-14-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by glagic


go invade costco. stock up so you have like 50 and dont have to worry. throw one on and go to sleep.

At the risk of an offical warning from the GAM's...he sure would get some funny looks at the check out counter over at Costco =).
revil
09-15-2002, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by Windsor
At the risk of an offical warning from the GAM's...he sure would get some funny looks at the check out counter over at Costco =).

or i could spill some water on my pants before i pick the package up... :sure: