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Nija
09-13-2002, 12:49 PM
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/Top_11_geek.html?

11. Monitor tan.
10. Before heading to the bathroom you inform your friends you're off to download and log out.
9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming. :D
8. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin. :D
7. You're mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said "Thanks, bro."
6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum. :D
5. You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't be so bad.
4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address.
3. You can type faster than you can speak
2. When your shrink says "Mother . . . " you say " . . . Board."
1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.

similies inserted by yours truely :D
whitak24
09-13-2002, 12:51 PM
#1 and #2 were funny....i hadn't seen those before :heh:
jujubees
09-13-2002, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by Nija
1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts. I call the bf a dingbat ... does that count? :heh:
Nija
09-13-2002, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
I call the bf a dingbat ... does that count? :heh:

call him a wingding and we'll accept it :P
topane
09-13-2002, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Nija
6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum. :D:wavey:
oblongmelon
09-13-2002, 01:14 PM
at first I thought the title of this post was "signs you are becoming greek!"..Until I didn't see anything about excessive hair,overbearing mothers and Ouzo..:rolleyes:
jujubees
09-13-2002, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Nija
call him a wingding and we'll accept itYou've never heard of Zapf Dingbats? What kinda geek ARE you? :rolleyes: :P
Nija
09-13-2002, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
You've never heard of Zapf Dingbats? What kinda geek ARE you? :rolleyes: :P

:pfft:
you said you called him dingbats... nothing about calling him zapf dingbats....

jeez....

that's it... back to the dungeon for you
<insert heavy oaken door slamming shut>
what? I can't hear you, way down there in that dungeon, juju, you really need to speak up
:)
Hiro
09-13-2002, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Nija
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/Top_11_geek.html?

9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming. :D
5. You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't be so bad.
4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address.
3. You can type faster than you can speak
2. When your shrink says "Mother . . . " you say " . . . Board."
1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.
those were the best.

I especially liked the one about listing the girls by IP Address. :P
ShortStack
09-13-2002, 01:33 PM
You don't know any girls, don't lie now. Should I tell everyone now or later that I'm really just a cover?
Nija
09-13-2002, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by ShortStack
You don't know any girls, don't lie now. Should I tell everyone now or later that I'm really just a cover?

yur not a girl?!?!

PinkGirl isn't a girl either?!?!

omg what is the world cumming to? (a piece of bread mayhaps?)
Hiro
09-13-2002, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by ShortStack
You don't know any girls, don't lie now. Should I tell everyone now or later that I'm really just a cover?
Hmm...later. Let's wait on letting people know.
NuTs62
09-13-2002, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by Nija
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/Top_11_geek.html?

11. Monitor tan.
10. Before heading to the bathroom you inform your friends you're off to download and log out.
9. You become physically ill at the mention of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented programming. :D
8. You have a poster on your wall of the Linux penguin. :D
7. You're mad because all your friends got goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in the arm and said "Thanks, bro."
6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum. :D
5. You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't be so bad.
4. In your little black book, you list (both) the girls you know in order by IP address.
3. You can type faster than you can speak
2. When your shrink says "Mother . . . " you say " . . . Board."
1. If, by some happy accident, you someday have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts.

similies inserted by yours truely :D

#10 is wrong. Its an upload, since you're sending it out, though it flows downward.
#7, my sister slugs me anyways
#6, thats me!
#5, have no clue what that is
#3, yup, i think so.
Merlin
09-13-2002, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by NuTs62


#10 is wrong. Its an upload, since you're sending it out, though it flows downward.
#7, my sister slugs me anyways
#6, thats me!
#5, have no clue what that is
#3, yup, i think so.

You've never seen Tron?!?!?! :eek: Get thee to Blockbuster on the double.
Hoser
09-14-2002, 01:09 PM
You know you're becomming a geek when you think about the money you make in terms of what computer hardware you can buy with it.
hapoo
09-14-2002, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Hoser
You know you're becomming a geek when you think about the money you make in terms of what computer hardware you can buy with it.


lol, i used to think of money in terms of BMW's :D
Tommy Boomfiger
09-14-2002, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by hapoo



lol, i used to think of money in terms of BMW's :D haha, i used to think of everything in terms of cars, not just money. i think i still do sometimes
Dave_7
09-14-2002, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Nija
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/09/Top_11_geek.html?

6. You think having twice as many computers as there are people in the house is a bare minimum.

Do they all have to work? And be whole, functional computers?



Anyways... #6 was funny. :P




Dave.
DankNstickY
09-15-2002, 02:52 PM
omg...... i'm a geek! :eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.................!!
g222leav
09-15-2002, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by jujubees
I call the bf a dingbat ... does that count? :heh:

i have one called "group sex"...

wait guys, i gotta go download and log out....
Nija
09-16-2002, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by g222leav


i have one called "group sex"...

wait guys, i gotta go download and log out....

You have a friend called group sex?

<neo>whoa</neo>
g222leav
09-16-2002, 11:07 PM
no i have a font called group sex...refering to the abovementioned jokes.
Nija
09-17-2002, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by g222leav
no i have a font called group sex...refering to the abovementioned jokes.

b000000

you should get a friend and call that person "Group Sex" two extra points if it's a girl :hihi: