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jujubees
09-22-2002, 08:58 PM
... to express just how AWFUL this was. :o

The trailers looked really good, and between the exploding cars and a gun collection to make Leon jealous, I expected a decent action flick.

WELL ... the acting was horrible, the plot was unbelievable, and the movie consisted of a bunch of random scenes that someone tossed together. :rolleyes: Yes, that person should be shot.

Even the movie was badly named, leading one to believe that Lucy Liu would make pretzel dough out of Antonio Banderas. They fight each other for all of 30 seconds before they team up.

If you really must see this, wait for it on video, but I'm not sure it's even worth the $3 rental. Don't say I didn't warn you. :|

NuTs62
09-22-2002, 09:01 PM
my friend JUST told me bout this a few secs before i saw ur msg. she said "its horrible, i want my money back!"... i guess it won't be worth my HD space to go visit Kazaa for a bit eh?

Freelance Superhero
09-22-2002, 09:48 PM
ummm... helloooo..? "ballistic: ecks vs. sever"???? doesn't the title alone scream at you "STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME IF YOU ARE A SELF-RESPECTING HUMAN BEING!!!"

Apex
09-22-2002, 10:22 PM
...MegaMax Pictures presents Anna Nicole Smith and George Takei in the $100 Million summer blockbuster, "Blow'd Up"!

NuTs62
09-23-2002, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Yossarian

we come in peace, shoot to kill shoot to kill :eek:

there are two settings to this phaser. stun and kill.

jujubees
09-23-2002, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by NuTs62
my friend JUST told me bout this a few secs before i saw ur msg. she said "its horrible, i want my money back!"... i guess it won't be worth my HD space to go visit Kazaa for a bit eh? It might be. The explosions and gun action were cool. The fighting was decent. It was just all very ... pointless. :disa:

kain9i6
09-24-2002, 10:17 AM
I've actually seen better acting at a 1st grade rendition of "The life of Benjamin Franklin".. honestly..

The only good part of the movie was the credits.. and even they were in poor quality.. I've seen better explosions in Compton..

Good thing I got a free ticket for the premiere and I even wanted my money back from that..

Jihforce
09-24-2002, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by jujubees
... to express just how AWFUL this was. :o


Maybe you should pay them another $10 bucks to unwatch it. :P it might be worth it :heh:

mcs328
09-24-2002, 03:18 PM
That bad huh. Thanks...now I'll just wait for it to go to cable or something. Man what a waste of talent.

Freelance Superhero
09-24-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by mcs328
Man what a waste of talent.that, i would say, is questionable... :)