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cruelpupet
10-07-2002, 07:14 PM
A friend sent me this...and I verified ti with 2 marine biologists I know





The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
Burzhui
10-07-2002, 07:27 PM
Got|Bukkake?
Freelance Superhero
10-07-2002, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by cruelpupet
A friend sent me this...and I verified ti with 2 marine biologists I know





The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty. that wouldn't have been too disgusting, cept for that very last comment... :puke:
cruelpupet
10-07-2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by Freelance Superhero
:puke:



is that you spittin?


I thoguth you swallowed


thats what shamu told me anyway
cruelpupet
10-07-2002, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Dayuum... 400 gallons huh?
:eek:


and apparently DF is keepin his mouth wide open





:snicker:
cruelpupet
10-07-2002, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Oh no you didn't just go there...


Just for that.... I'm givin' that whale Yo Momma's phone number... :hehehmm:





im sure she can handle it


besides



Yo Momma's on crack rock!


Last night I saw your Momma...
She was trickin on the block....
You know what she was doin...
she was trickin for the crack rock.
sleepminded
10-07-2002, 07:59 PM
momma whacking???
tweeteresa
10-07-2002, 08:01 PM
what is up with that?! i got 3 IMs yesterday regarding that "fact". anyhow i didn't find it amusing or funny. just a big disgusting. but really...think about what is in ocean water. and you'll realized you didn't really wanna know. :hmm:
cruelpupet
10-07-2002, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by tweeteresa
what is up with that?! i got 3 IMs yesterday regarding that "fact". anyhow i didn't find it amusing or funny. just a big disgusting. but really...think about what is in ocean water. and you'll realized you didn't really wanna know. :hmm:

its almost as bad as whats on nickel's bed sheets :heh:
hang10wannabe
10-07-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury

My Momma... Yo Momma hangin' up clothes...
My Momma socked Yo Momma in the nose...

Did it hurt. NO! Did it hurt... NO! :hihi:


Don't try to call up ol' Miami Bass rhymes... I grew up on that stuff. :hihi:

BTW... I used to have the M-4 Sers (who sang the song you quoted above "Crack Rock" from the "Shake it up and Get Nasty" tape) back in the day. :D

well try this then... yo momma so lame... shes... uhm... hmm... ... :hmm: ... LAME! :D

i make another funny!
cruelpupet
10-07-2002, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Be quiet lil man... GROWN FOLKS is talkin' here. :nono:


Now go back to Mommy and get some tissues for that "snotty nose" problem you got goin' on there. :pfft:

lpease dont give him tissues....he'll only make the ocean problem worse
nickel
10-07-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by cruelpupet


its almost as bad as whats on nickel's bed sheets :heh:

only after you visited baby ;)
CornMonkey
10-07-2002, 11:36 PM
:hmm: and a little bit of :hmm:
CynJon
10-08-2002, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Be quiet lil man... GROWN FOLKS is talkin' here. :nono:

http://www.theforumisdown.com/uploadfiles/0802/ownedBOOM.jpg
hang10wannabe
10-08-2002, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Be quiet lil man... GROWN FOLKS is talkin' here. :nono:

riight... grown folks talking about blue whales and their 400 gallons of sperm... riiiiiight... :bandit:


:D
yippiekiyeh
10-08-2002, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Dayuum... 400 gallons huh?


That's alot of man juice... :eek:

Manjuice? More like Whalejuice bro.