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Sir_Froggy
10-09-2002, 09:23 PM
So funny (http://members.cox.net/kbk2002/india.shtml)

friend sent it to me, dunno if it'll work for you, cuz my other friend doesn't work
sleepminded
10-09-2002, 09:27 PM
HAHAHAHA...great...
attgig
10-09-2002, 09:35 PM
:)
awww man, now do I share this with my fobby Indian friend? :P
sleepminded
10-09-2002, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by attgig
:)
awww man, now do I share this with my fobby Indian friend? :P

:hmm: yes...yes you do :P
Freelance Superhero
10-09-2002, 09:38 PM
heh-heh... i've heard the song before, but it's much more interesting reading along with the lyrics... :)
DankNstickY
10-09-2002, 11:02 PM
umm....... what did u guys dl in order to view that? i went to that site (http://activex.microsoft.com/) but... i dont know what exactly i'm looking for..... and i wanna seeeee :bawl:
sho.gun
10-09-2002, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by DankNstickY
umm....... what did u guys dl in order to view that? i went to that site (http://activex.microsoft.com/) but... i dont know what exactly i'm looking for..... and i wanna seeeee :bawl:

here's the song: http://members.cox.net/kbk2002/India.mpga

lyrics:

Yaa, MC Vikram and Luda Krishna representing you,
That's right ... increase the volume please ... thank you.

Welcome to India, mango juices and lassi, samosa crazy desis
and little kids that are milking the bhainses.
Toothbrush in my pocket, what is that?
We use our fingers here to keep our teeth to clear, who said that?

Luda Krishna here, Vikram owns the Tata gears,
and I'm sitting in the Maruti Supreme,
with the cooling glass on no one bothers me.
because stars since the ever famous Mamooty.

Come with me to a place where we sip Frooties
and we eat the sweets while monkeys roam the streets.
Old uncle sits - big belly and burps smelly (burp!)

Thank you Vikram, would you please pass the jelly,
I mean the pickle, hand it down this way ... Namaste
we greet the people at the end of the day!
Sixty five people hanging out, the door starts coming out.
Therefore, please don't raise your hand, you are not sure.

I broke into the local corner-store,
bought myself a very nice looking carroms board.
My fingers get sore when I shoot and I score,
and the ladkis all scream coz they all want some more,
of the Luda Krishna and the Vikram MC,
Sweetest things to hit the States since Mango Chutney.
We keep the kundis shaking, you better trust me.
The name is Luda Krishna, but my friends call me Thambi, watch!! (burp!)

Ohhh, Vikram, is that you my friend?!
That is me my friend!
Oh, please enter this rap game!
Ok man! C'mon ... tell me where you are going my friend.

Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)

Now the kundis don't jiggle till I am rapping,
So please don't pass the gas when you are laughing.

Up the music charts like mango trees I climb,
With a smooth voice like mine, is it a crime
Representing FOB-iness since ninety seven?
Rap maharaja, I don't work at 7-Eleven.
Throw your hands in the air if you've got facial hair,
Not just for the guys, c'mon ladies be fair!

I'm the MFP - Most FOB-vious Player,
Wearing hot lungis, do you think I really care?

Monday night - computer club,
Tuesday night - at Akbaar grocery saying "Sweet thing, what is up?"
Wednesday - I'm out making Rupees
Thurday - On the lookout for Bharatnatyam queen
Friday - Everybody must know where I'm at,
coz I'm chilling on the field with my big cricket bat.
Saturday - my farts are breezy ... believe me,
so strong they will get you mad dizzy,
Sunday - Yaar, I cannot start weeping
because on Monday I will start the creeping .. Hallo!

Ohhhh ... I love that my friend!
Yaa dawg, that was funda-stic. Hey thank you, you're fabulous!
Oh, thank you my friend! Oh ...

Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws everyday,
Goat-meat, yummy sweets while monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning! (2x)

Oh, oh, Go Luda, go Luda.
Ah, its my b'day!
That is your b'day man!
Yaaaaah. You go boy!
Oh oh oh ... it's great!
Ah, Indian my friend. Good night!
Alright, goodbye ... kiss my buttocks!!
hang10wannabe
10-09-2002, 11:30 PM
bwahahahahahaha... o man thats greatness :P
hoey222
10-10-2002, 04:13 AM
/apu THANK YOU...COME AGAIN /apu


:heh:
ribitch
10-10-2002, 04:36 AM
i think this was posted here before because i have heard it before
Sir_Froggy
10-11-2002, 10:06 PM
i'm glad you all enjoyed it, except one person who decided to say he's heard it before.....


:P
DankNstickY
10-11-2002, 10:53 PM
"... increase the volume please ... thank you."

lmao..... :bigmouth:


damn good stuff.
Sir_Froggy
10-12-2002, 12:49 PM
ya just hafta do that don't you DF?
ya just hafta....

:P
Mpowered
10-13-2002, 08:32 PM
That was funny as hell. I played it for some of my indian friends, most of them liked it.
Want some more? mC ViKrAm is in da house! (http://128.113.148.174/mcvikram/favorite_links.html)
kain9i6
10-14-2002, 10:58 AM
And as our good friends at G.I. Joe use to say "Knowing is half the battle"
MadCool
10-14-2002, 03:13 PM
LOL oh that was too funny!:heh:
Nija
10-14-2002, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by kain9i6
"Knowing is half the battle"
... G.I. STONED! :bandit: