revil
10-13-2002, 03:57 AM
That's right fear it.
I think this on deserves explaination... not that you care.
I was just brushing my teeth and i get bored while doing so. well, i couldn't find and small rodent to kick around so i was left standing in front of the mirror staring at my sexy self (don't doubt my sexiness). well, i started flexing my forehead muscles to make my eyebrows go up and down (oh, the entertainment). Of course everyone knows this will cause wrinkles in the forehead. but it's usually somewhat symetric right? well when doing this stunt in the bathroom, i noticed that the left side has two distinct wrinkles and the right has 4 freaking distinct wrinkles! I was like, "woah...." I knew i could lift that side by itself, but to think i have the equivelent to a sixpack on my head... I should tour with the circus or something, until my world domination plans go through of course.
come to think of it, why is it everytime i drink i tell you all way too much?
I think this on deserves explaination... not that you care.
I was just brushing my teeth and i get bored while doing so. well, i couldn't find and small rodent to kick around so i was left standing in front of the mirror staring at my sexy self (don't doubt my sexiness). well, i started flexing my forehead muscles to make my eyebrows go up and down (oh, the entertainment). Of course everyone knows this will cause wrinkles in the forehead. but it's usually somewhat symetric right? well when doing this stunt in the bathroom, i noticed that the left side has two distinct wrinkles and the right has 4 freaking distinct wrinkles! I was like, "woah...." I knew i could lift that side by itself, but to think i have the equivelent to a sixpack on my head... I should tour with the circus or something, until my world domination plans go through of course.
come to think of it, why is it everytime i drink i tell you all way too much?