tweeteresa
10-15-2002, 09:21 PM
The National Poetry Contest had come to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to come up with a poem that contained that word. The word they were given was "TIMBUKTU"
The first to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN
MEN ON CAMELS TWO BY TWO
DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU"
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly recited:
"ME AND TIM A HUNTIN WENT
MET THREE WH*RES IN A POP-UP TENT
THEY WERE THREE AND WE WAS TWO
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU"
-The redneck won
:heh: :heh:
The first to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND
TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN
MEN ON CAMELS TWO BY TWO
DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU"
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly recited:
"ME AND TIM A HUNTIN WENT
MET THREE WH*RES IN A POP-UP TENT
THEY WERE THREE AND WE WAS TWO
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU"
-The redneck won
:heh: :heh: