Dell Dude admits it

[SonyGuy]

Well after hours of interrogation the DellDudeSteve finally admitted to us that he was gay. We have it all right here. This dude was hard to crack because he kept trying to change the subject but he finally slipped...



SionJoe: are you gay?
DellDudeSteven: is it important for u 2 know?
SionJoe: yes.
DellDudeSteven: it's interesting that u think my sexuality matters.
SionJoe: well I mean are you insecure about it?
DellDudeSteven: i'm not sure.
SionJoe: so are you?
DellDudeSteven: who knows, know what i'm sayin'? lol!
SionJoe: so you are still in the closet about it?
DellDudeSteven: good question! who knows, tho...
SionJoe: I think you know.
DellDudeSteven: oh yeah?
SionJoe: yeah I do, you can tell me the truth Steven
DellDudeSteven: funny. i just dunno!
SionJoe: so you are funny?
DellDudeSteven: ya think so, huh?
SionJoe: no I am asking you.
DellDudeSteven: u r? wow!
SionJoe: yeah i think you are gay though
DellDudeSteven: u think i'm gay though? really?
SionJoe: yeah will you date me?
DellDudeSteven: with u? nope. sorry!
SionJoe: why?
DellDudeSteven: y must u ask y?
SionJoe: because you asked y must I ask y so I must ask y?
DellDudeSteven: wow. i c... i'm just not sure!
SionJoe: ok but you are gay.
DellDudeSteven: does that matter 2 u?
SionJoe: yeah it does because you are my friend and we can talk about anything.
DellDudeSteven: yeah it does because i am your friend and we can talk about anything? i dunno.
SionJoe: y
DellDudeSteven: ok, wow.
SionJoe: so just say you are gay and I will leave you alone
DellDudeSteven: ha! wow
so that was cool. let's talk about something else.
SionJoe: no.
DellDudeSteven: k
SionJoe: are you gay
DellDudeSteven: stop asking me that.
SionJoe: why
DellDudeSteven: because
SionJoe: does it make you feel bad?
DellDudeSteven: does it make me feel bad?
SionJoe: I ma asking so answer me.
DellDudeSteven: no way!!! really?
SionJoe: s*** brains
DellDudeSteven: dude! =-O
SionJoe: what?
DellDudeSteven: yeah?
SionJoe: why are you so mean to me
DellDudeSteven: dunno...

anyway, moving right along...

wanna find out about some sweet computer deals?
SionJoe: no
DellDudeSteven: k
SionJoe: please
DellDudeSteven: please what?
SionJoe: please tell me the truth.
DellDudeSteven: what?
SionJoe: please tell me if you are gay
DellDudeSteven: please tell u if i am gay? that's pretty interesting, SionJoe.
SionJoe: well
DellDudeSteven: Well well well.
SionJoe: are you?
DellDudeSteven: possibly... i'm not quite sure!
SionJoe: so have you ever kissed a guy?
DellDudeSteven: i'm not sure...

so moving right along...

what else is happening?
SionJoe: no don't change the subject.
DellDudeSteven: yeah??
SionJoe: so have you?
DellDudeSteven: i dunno... have i?
SionJoe: yes you have. why did you do it.
DellDudeSteven: maybe... what do u think?
SionJoe: I think you are gay.
DellDudeSteven: u think i am gay? no way! i don't think i am gay...
SionJoe: well I think you are.
DellDudeSteven: really?
SionJoe: yeah.
DellDudeSteven: i c
SionJoe: can you prve me wrong?
DellDudeSteven: prve u wrong? i dunno.
SionJoe: so that would mean that you are.
DellDudeSteven: that would mean that i am, huh?
SionJoe: gay.
DellDudeSteven: whatevah
SionJoe: you know you are.
DellDudeSteven: i know i am? and your point is..





Well there you have it. The Dell Dude is gay so now if there were any girls out there who thought he was cute well forget about it. I also interrogated him for a long time but had no such luck as this.

Damn, ok, it's late, I'm tired....

[topane]

Originally posted by SonyGuy
Well after hours of interrogation the DellDudeSteve finally admitted to us that he was gay. We have it all right here. This dude was hard to crack because he kept trying to change the subject but he finally slipped...

<SNIP>

Well there you have it. The Dell Dude is gay so now if there were any girls out there who thought he was cute well forget about it. I also interrogated him for a long time but had no such luck as this.

Damn, ok, it's late, I'm tired.... Hmmmm. I think you're gay. You seem unusually obsessed with his sexuality. Also, the last statement you made about girls thinking he's cute implies you think he's cute and you're saying "Hands off ladies, he's all mine!"

:P
j/k

[whitak24]

good work sonyguy.

but i don't think someone who was gay would go on TV wearing the outfits he does :eek: i mean, the hat just has to go :2far:

[SonyGuy]

Yeah, you're probably right Whitak. lol. Even though he pissed me off at times, I couldn't tell him to "shut up" because his response was always "u shut up!". At one point I told him I was going to beat his ass and he replied "U and what army??". Then I told him later on that I was going to beat him again and he replied "Can't we all just get along?" I know I've heard that somewhere...:heh:

[Nija]

SionJoe

isn't that one of the banned troll member?

:spock:

[Blu]

Um, while I don't want to be a pain in the ass, but if he were gay, what exactly would that mean?

[faither]

:stupid:

I agree with Topane, too.

[attgig]

Originally posted by whitak24
good work sonyguy.

but i don't think someone who was gay would go on TV wearing the outfits he does :eek: i mean, the hat just has to go :2far:

uh oh, are YOU gay?
no straight man would comment on a guys "outfit". :P

[ribitch]

Originally posted by Nija
SionJoe

isn't that one of the banned troll member?

:spock:

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=7617

hmmmm.....

[faither]

How do you get banned without ever posting? :confused:

[ribitch]

Originally posted by faither
How do you get banned without ever posting? :confused:

GAM drops your posts to 0 when you get banned

[sho.gun]

pssh... I'd buy it but due to many years of experience in teh intarweb I believe delldudesteven is just another one of those bots for AIM. Believe me, I've talked many hours with em and they have a specific pattern of talking back to you.

[Nija]

Originally posted by ribitch


http://www.gotapex.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=7617

hmmmm.....

a ha! I thought so... it's a conspriacy a-brewin' :P

[sho.gun]

sionjoe = sonyguy's friend;
sionjoe = banned;
sonyguy != banned;

while ( sionjoe != sonyguy )
{
posting = ok;
flame = no;
}

the hell am i doing...?:confused:

[Nija]

Originally posted by sho.gun
sionjoe = sonyguy's friend;
sionjoe = banned;
sonyguy != banned;

while ( sionjoe != sonyguy )
{
posting = ok;
flame = no;
}

the hell am i doing...?:confused:

a few too many hours coding there sho.gun?

[Freelance Superhero]

strike anyone else as odd that anyone would spend that much time talking to a bot on aim? :hmm:

[whitak24]

Originally posted by attgig


uh oh, are YOU gay?
no straight man would comment on a guys "outfit". :P
awwww, c'mon gigger. don't feel sad. i can make comments about your "outfit" too, if it would keep you from feeling left-out :P

:hihi: j/k

[SonyGuy]

No shogun I am not SionJoe. You should know because you have talked to Joe on MSN instant messenger and me at the same time. I had to wait up really late, or early I should say since it was in the am's for an auction that my brother wanted to bid on, but he wasn't going to be here. So I got bored and decided to start chatting with DellDudeSteven. Then he kept making these smart remarks...

It's funny how they sometimes store things that you say. Like check this out...

tcporsche944: What kind of music do you listen to?
DellDudeSteven: i dunno. how 'bout u?
tcporsche944: I like Disturbed
DellDudeSteven: cool! i think they're gr8 too!
tcporsche944: Really?
DellDudeSteven: yup
tcporsche944: Cool!
DellDudeSteven: right?
tcporsche944: What other kinds of music do you like to listen to?
DellDudeSteven: disturbed... u know, that type of thing.
tcporsche944: No we already talked about them




Then later on in the conversation I asked again...

tcporsche944: Do you like Disturbed?
DellDudeSteven: yeah i do. disturbed rocks!

[sho.gun]

Originally posted by SonyGuy
No shogun I am not SionJoe. You should know because you have talked to Joe on MSN instant messenger and me at the same time.


Dude... I was the one pointing out you were 2 different people!!

[SonyGuy]

Oh, alright then. Sorry Sho...

[DankNstickY]

STOP FIGHTING!!! :argue: :boxing:



u don't wanna make sho clickety ignore u now, do u???










:hihi:

[sho.gun]

Originally posted by DankNstickY
STOP FIGHTING!!! :argue: :boxing:



u don't wanna make sho clickety ignore u now, do u???




:hihi:

lmao... :heh:

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by DankNstickY
STOP FIGHTING!!! :argue: :boxing:



u don't wanna make sho clickety ignore u now, do u???



:hihi:

:dodgy: oh ha... ... ha... ... ha.... ... thats hysterical.... .... ....:dodgy:

[DankNstickY]

Originally posted by hang10wannabe


:dodgy: oh ha... ... ha... ... ha.... ... thats hysterical.... .... ....:dodgy:


oh what.... ? somebody say something???


:hihi:





in the words of a previously-visible hang10: "greatness"



:hehehmm:

[InfiniteNothing]

That's a pretty convincing dell bot. What happens when you talk spanish to it? I'd talk to it but I'm afraid of it.

[SonyGuy]

Yeah, I'm sorry hang10 but I didn't catch what you said...


I downloaded some software from the same company that made DellDudeSteven, Active Buddy. It's called BuddyScript and it's pretty cool software. So now I'm spending my spare time making a bot. Pretty neat because I can allow it to log into my IM accounts and people can talk to it. It still needs a lot of work on the conversation material but it's coming along nicely...

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by InfiniteNothing
What happens when you talk spanish to it?

Probably not much... But, now, if you speak to it in Spanish, that might be a different story. :hihi:

:P

[theHNIC]

Who cares if he is gay or not.