nun joke

[tweeteresa]

Two nuns


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate, he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most. What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate, he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God, you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do, I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.


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[sleepminded]

haha

[whitak24]

classic!

i love that one :heh:

[Jenny]

LOL I hadn't heard that one!! :D

[mojo]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Definitely OBG... :laugh: the "discreet hrb" :shifty:

[sho.gun]

lol :heh: that was a good one tweet...

lol... tweet... :D

[Sir_Froggy]

hahahah that's good :laugh:

[eSDee]

I just woke up from a nap. I don't get it. Anyone wanna help a bruva out? :confused:

[Nija]

Originally posted by eSDeeLoco
I just woke up from a nap. I don't get it. Anyone wanna help a bruva out? :confused:

:disa:

slacker

The nun pulled up her dress to run faster, when she did so the rapist pulled down his pants to f*ck her, and she booked it away, while he was left to chase after her with his pants around his ankles... git it, yo?

[eSDee]

Well that's what I thought. But since it wasn't funny, I thought I was missing something :shrug:

[whitak24]

Originally posted by DarkFury
This one was more of a "visual joke"... not ROFL funny, but causing a snicker nonetheless. :hihi:
hey, for those in the audience who are "easily amused", it was cause for a good hearty chuckle :D

[mojo]

Originally posted by DarkFury

hrb's usually include a linkage... which mine didn't. Therefore I was not invoking HRB status. :D yeah, i know. but all the same, there's a rash of pointing out to people the ol' "heard it before" stuff and such. just odd that there's a tendency to tell people they're not so original. i know i'm guilty of it, too...but i've noticed that some are more guilty than others. and i'm not saying you, df. mostly the ones that want to be sure everyone knows they posted stuff first n such. oh well, i guess it's natural :shrug:...sometimes :hehehmm: