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JILL: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
JOHN: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
JILL: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
JOHN: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"
JILL: "In the pool."
:disa:
you telling jokes at your intelectual level again? :P
Burzhui
11-05-2002, 10:15 AM
oh god that was painful
whitak24
11-05-2002, 10:52 AM
that belongs in the sir_froggy birthday thread :2far:
Originally posted by Corsec
JOHN: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
jill: "condensation, john. the car hadn't been driven for days, so there was no gasoline in the carb. cooling temperatures at night allowed the humidity in and around the carburetor to collect into water droplets, which over the course of a few days became a good amount of water.
now if you'd please just stop playing with your e-z bake oven and hand me that shop rag, maybe i can blot out some of this water and start this thing so i can get to work, you big sissy!"
:P
Nanotech9
11-05-2002, 11:22 AM
hehehehehehe
molecularfire
11-05-2002, 12:57 PM
Hehehehe... I like Mojo's ending better. :heh:
ribitch
11-05-2002, 01:11 PM
thats an automobile post, you should learn the rules of the board. See this thead for more details
http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52820
Originally posted by Apex
Automobile posts in automotive forum. If you have an automotive post and are confused as to where to post it, email the GAM, and he'll be able to tell you to post it in the automotive forum.
Moving is a courtesy, as stated many times in the past.
:D
cheapie
11-05-2002, 01:31 PM
lol. very nice. maybe it should be in the "Got Deals?" forum 'cuz they'll need a new car.
ribitch
11-05-2002, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by cheapbast@rd
lol. very nice. maybe it should be in the "Got Deals?" forum 'cuz they'll need a new car.
thats a "need deals" post :D
whitak24
11-05-2002, 01:58 PM
come on guys :rolleyes:
it clearly belongs in the "softer side" forum, because it is about relationships
:hihi:
Cheesypuff
11-05-2002, 02:03 PM
I thought it was funny!
Sir_Froggy
11-05-2002, 05:40 PM
hahaha :laugh: heh: good one
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