Proof that I am evil

[topane]

From the evilfinder (http://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/evilfinder/ef.shtml):

**** THE PROOF THAT topane IS EVIL ****


T O P A N E
84 79 80 65 78 69 - as ASCII values
3 7 8 2 6 6 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
3 7 8 2 3 - digits added

Thus, "topane" is 37823.


Add 1351 to it - this is the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop, written backwards - you will get 39174.

Divide by 6, the smallest perfect number - the result is 6529.

Subtract 1964, the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way. The result will be 4565.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 11 - the symbol of judgment and disorder. The number is now 514.

Turn the number backwards, and add 23 - the symbol of death. The number is now 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.

[sho.gun]

**** THE PROOF THAT sho.gun IS EVIL ****


S H O G U N
19 8 15 7 21 14 - as numbers
1 8 6 7 3 5 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
1 8 6 7 8 - digits added

Thus, "sho.gun" is 18678.

Divide by 11, the symbol of judgment and disorder - the result is 1698.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 566.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1945 - the year Mussolini was executed for the first time. The number is now 2610.

Add 1887, the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born - the result is 4497.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1937 - the year Saddam Hussein twins were born. The number is now 9881.

This number, read from right to left, is 1889, or the year Adolf Hitler was born.

No further questions.

Q.E. FRICKIN D.


:heh:

[topane]

**** THE PROOF THAT gotapex IS EVIL ****


G O T A P E X
71 79 84 65 80 69 88 - as ASCII values
8 7 3 2 8 6 7 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_________/
8 7 3 2 3 - digits added

Thus, "gotapex" is 87323.


Add 1957, the year DEC was founded - the result is 89280.

Divide by 18, the symbol of bondage - the result is 4960.

Subtract 1986, the year a postman in Okhlahoma gone postal, killing 14. The result will be 2974.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1926 - the year "Playboy" publisher, Hugh Hefner, was born. The number is now 2866.

Subtract 1895, the year Rudolph Hess was born. The result will be 971.

This number, read from right to left, is 1790, or the year US patent system was established (eevil).



:D

[Cantacuzene]

**** THE PROOF THAT Cantacuzene IS EVIL ****


C A N T A C U Z E N E
67 65 78 84 65 67 85 90 69 78 69 - as ASCII values
4 2 6 3 2 4 4 9 6 6 6 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/
6 9 6 4 9 - digits added

Thus, "Cantacuzene" is 69649.


Subtract 9871 from the number - this is the year of French Revolution, a bloody farce engineered by the Illuminati, written backwards. It gives 59778.

Divide the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, backwards. It gives 9963.

Multiply it by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the number is now 29889.

Divide the number by 81 - this is the symbol of bondage, backwards. It gives 369.

Add 69, the year of the destruction of Jerusalem - the result is 438.

This, written in octal, is 666, the number of the Beast.

It speaks for itself. QED.

[tweeteresa]

Originally posted by topane

**** THE PROOF THAT topane IS EVIL ****

*snip*



i didn't need proof u were evil :shrug: :P






btw i thought revil woulda posted this one....in his sober state that is. :D

[Mpowered]

**** THE PROOF THAT mpowered IS EVIL ****

M P O W E R E D
77 80 79 87 69 82 69 68 - as ASCII values
5 8 7 6 6 1 6 5 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
4 4 7 2 - digits added

Thus, "mpowered" is 4472.


Turn the number backwards, and add 1947 - the year Aleister Crowley paid a longer visit to hell.
The number is now 4691.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1808 - the year Turri constructed the first typewriter, giving birth to bad publicity.
The number is now 3772.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1686 - the year Newton published wildly misunderstood "Principia".
The number is now 4459.

Add 1591 to it - this is the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US, written backwards -
you will get 6050.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1815 - the year first commercial cheese factory was established.
The number is now 2321.

This, when read backwards, gives 1232. This is 666 in octal, the number of the Beast...

Evil, QED.
Now, what I don’t understand is how a commercial cheese factory is evil :hmm:

[revil]

Originally posted by tweeteresa
i didn't need proof u were evil :shrug: :P
bah, he's not paying his dues. so he's as evil as hello kitty in the eyes of the union. :P


Originally posted by tweeteresa
btw i thought revil woulda posted this one....in his sober state that is. :D
When am i ever sober?




**** THE PROOF THAT revil IS EVIL ****


R E V I L
82 69 86 73 76 - as ASCII values
1 6 5 1 4 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
1 6 5 1 4 - digits added

Thus, "revil" is 16514.


Add 1958, the year Nabokov's "Lolita" got published - the result is 18472.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1887 - the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born. The number is now 25594.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1979 - the year Voluntary Euthanasia Society published how-to-do-it suicide guide. The number is now 51531.

Add 119 to it - this is the date of WTC attacks, written backwards - you will get 51650.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1945 - the year Hiroshima and Nagasaki were nuked to make the world a better place. The number is now 3670.

This number, read as octal, gives 1976 - the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

This is truly evil. QED.

but but but.... the lumberjack song was good.....

[mojo]

Originally posted by revil

bah, he's not paying his dues. so he's as evil as hello kitty in the eyes of the union. :P **** THE PROOF THAT hello kitty IS EVIL ****


H E L L O K I T T Y
72 69 76 76 79 75 73 84 84 89 - as ASCII values
9 6 4 4 7 3 1 3 3 8 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
6 8 1 4 2 - digits added

Thus, "hello kitty" is 68142.


Add 7291 to it - this is the year Fidel Castro was born, written backwards - you will get 75433.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1778 - the year Oliver Pollock invented '$', the symbol of exploitation, suffering and injustice. The number is now 35235.

Add 1789, the year of French Revolution, a bloody farce engineered by the Illuminati - the result is 37024.

Turn the number backwards, and add 445 - the year Attila the Hun attacked western Europe. The number is now 42518.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1876 - the year first crematorium in the United States opened. The number is now 83400.

This number, when read backwards, gives 00438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.

[ufcrusher]

**** THE PROOF THAT ufcrusher IS EVIL ****


U F C R U S H E R
85 70 67 82 85 83 72 69 82 - as ASCII values
4 7 4 1 4 2 9 6 1 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_/
2 5 6 6 1 - digits added

Thus, "ufcrusher" is 25661.


Turn the number backwards, and add 1876 - the year first crematorium in the United States opened. The number is now 18528.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1808 - the year Turri constructed the first typewriter, giving birth to bad publicity. The number is now 80773.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 11 - the symbol of judgment and disorder. The number is now 3428.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1 - the number of unity . The number is now 8244.

Add 96 to it - this is the year of the destruction of Jerusalem, written backwards - you will get 8340.

This number, when read backwards, gives 0438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.


I figured that the damn pentagram on my hand that bleeds everytime there is a full moon was enough proof.....but hey, I guess that anyone could have cut themselves up to make themselves bleed...not that I did that or anything. :shifty:

[tweeteresa]

Originally posted by revil

bah, he's not paying his dues. so he's as evil as hello kitty in the eyes of the union. :P

When am i ever sober?

but but but.... the lumberjack song was good.....

it looks like you're sober now. at least enough for me to read your typing. :P

[Hiro]

**** THE PROOF THAT Corsec IS EVIL ****


C O R S E C
67 79 82 83 69 67 - as ASCII values
4 7 1 2 6 4 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
4 7 1 2 1 - digits added

Thus, "Corsec" is 47121.


Subtract 1912, the year Titanic went for its first and last voyage. The result will be 45209.

Subtract 8591 from the number - this is the year Nabokov's "Lolita" got published, written backwards. It gives 36618.

Subtract 1666, the year of the Great London Fire. The result will be 34952.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1531 - the year Richard Roose was conveniently boiled to death for trying to poison an archbishop. The number is now 24412.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1789 - the year of French Revolution, a bloody farce engineered by the Illuminati. The number is now 23231.

Write 1889 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 23231. Thus, 23231 stands for 1889, the year Adolf Hitler was born.

You get the picture. QED.

[sleepminded]

**** THE PROOF THAT sleepminded IS EVIL ****


S L E E P M I N D E D
19 12 5 5 16 13 9 14 4 5 4 - as numbers
1 3 5 5 7 4 9 5 4 5 4 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/
4 1 2 5 4 - digits added

Thus, "sleepminded" is 41254.


Turn the number backwards, subtract 25 - the symbol of approval for the sin. The number is now 45189.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1686 - the year Newton published wildly misunderstood "Principia". The number is now 96468.

Divide the number by 12 - this is the symbol of the greater sin, backwards. It gives 8039.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1947 - the year Aleister Crowley paid a longer visit to hell. The number is now 7361.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1904 - the year Oppenheimer, the man who created the atomic bomb, was born. The number is now 3541.

This number, read as octal, gives 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born.

This is truly evil. QED.

[OC]

**** THE PROOF THAT overclocked IS EVIL ****


O V E R C L O C K E D
15 22 5 18 3 12 15 3 11 5 4 - as numbers
6 4 5 9 3 3 6 3 2 5 4 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/
1 5 6 9 2 - digits added

Thus, "overclocked" is 15692.


Turn the number backwards, and add 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 29657.

Turn the number backwards, and add 69 - the symbol of perversion and pleasue in sin. The number is now 75761.

Add 4391 to it - this is the year first laundromat opened in Texas, giving birth to darkest, twisted urban fears, written backwards - you will get 80152.

Subtract 4691 from the number - this is the year Beatles with "Can't buy me love" topped the charts in a very mysterious way, written backwards. It gives 75461.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1927 - the year Fidel Castro was born. The number is now 14530.

This, when read backwards, gives 03541. This is 1889 in octal, the year Adolf Hitler was born...

[hang10wannabe]

H A N G W A N N A B E
8 1 14 7 23 1 14 14 1 2 5 - as numbers
8 1 5 7 5 1 5 5 1 2 5 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_________/
9 3 6 1 8 - digits added

Thus, "HANG10WANNABE" is 93618.


Add 5981 to it - this is the year Rudolph Hess was born, written backwards - you will get 99599.

Add 1930, the year synthetic rubber was first produced, endangering the concept of intercourse for the purpose of procreation - the result is 101529.

Add 8081 to it - this is the year Turri constructed the first typewriter, giving birth to bad publicity, written backwards - you will get 109610.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1834 - the year Vesuvius erupted. The number is now 15067.

Add 140, the smallest harmonic divisor number - the result is 15207.

Write 1976 backwards. Translate it to octal - this will give you 15207. Thus, 15207 stands for 1976, the year George Harrison performed the lumberjack song with Monty Python - if you have seen it, you should understand.

You get the picture. QED.
AND OWNAGE HAS BEEN DEALT TO THIS THREAD! :D

[K2]

:shrug:

FATAL: input too short.

[Tommy Boomfiger]

Originally posted by K2
:shrug:

FATAL: input too short. you must not be evil enough

[molecularfire]

**** THE PROOF THAT molecularfire IS EVIL ****


M O L E C U L A R F I R E
77 79 76 69 67 85 76 65 82 70 73 82 69 - as ASCII values
5 7 4 6 4 4 4 2 1 7 1 1 6 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_/
7 5 7 9 6 - digits added

Thus, "molecularfire" is 75796.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 79 - the year Vesuvius erupted. The number is now 883.

Multiply it by 23, the symbol of death - the number is now 20309.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1951 - the year the Rosenbergs were sentenced to death for spying by the US. The number is now 92253.

Subtract 52 from the number - this is the symbol of approval for the sin, written backwards. It gives 92201.

Turn the number backwards, subtract 1889 - the year Adolf Hitler was born. The number is now 8340.

This number, when read backwards, gives 0438. This, written in octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

Enough said - QED.

[molecularfire]

**** THE PROOF THAT jesus IS EVIL ****


J E S U S
74 69 83 85 83 - as ASCII values
2 6 2 4 2 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
2 6 2 4 2 - digits added

Thus, "jesus" is 26242.

Add 0791 to it - this is the year IBM announced S/370, written backwards - you will get 27033.

Add 9981 to it - this is the year "Scrabble" was invented to promote violence and anger, written backwards - you will get 37014.

Divide by 3, the symbol of fulfillment - the result is 12338.

Subtract 8591 from the number - this is the year Nabokov's "Lolita" got published, written backwards. It gives 3747.

Subtract 1957, the year DEC was founded. The result will be 1790.

The number 1790 is the year US patent system was established (eevil).

This clearly proves how evil the subject is. QED.






**** THE PROOF THAT The devil IS EVIL ****


T H E D E V I L
84 72 69 68 69 86 73 76 - as ASCII values
3 9 6 5 6 5 1 4 - digits added
\_____/ \_____/ \_____/ \_____/
3 2 2 5 - digits added

Thus, "The devil" is 3225.

Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 15669.

Subtract 2591 from the number - this is the year killer fog haunted London, written backwards. It gives 13078.

Subtract 4381 from the number - this is the year Vesuvius erupted, written backwards. It gives 8697.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 1328.

Subtract 96 from the number - this is the year of the destruction of Jerusalem, written backwards. It gives 1232.

This number, read as octal, gives 666 - the number of the Beast.

This is truly evil. QED.


You figure, they'd write in a special case for these names.

[LegendKiller]

**** THE PROOF THAT LegendKiller IS EVIL ****


L E G E N D K I L L E R
12 5 7 5 14 4 11 9 12 12 5 18 - as numbers
3 5 7 5 5 4 2 9 3 3 5 9 - digits added
\_________/ \_________/ \_________/ \_________/
6 5 5 8 - digits added

Thus, "LegendKiller" is 6558.


Turn the number backwards, multiply by 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 25668.

Divide the number by 006 - this is the symbol of war, backwards. It gives 4278.

Turn the number backwards, divide by 6 - the smallest perfect number. The number is now 1454.

Multiply the number by 002 - this is the symbol of greed, from right to left. It gives 2908.

Turn the number backwards, and add 1789 - the year of French Revolution, a bloody farce engineered by the Illuminati. The number is now 9881.

This number, read from right to left, is 1889, or the year Adolf Hitler was born.

No further questions. QED.



Greed isn't good....greed is GREAT.

[hang10wannabe]

Originally posted by Yossarian


do you even know who monty python is?

and if so, do you have any idea what the lumberjack song is?
if course i do...

.....i am a lumberjack and thats okay,
i sleep all night and i work all day,
i put on womens clothing,
just like my dear papa....

:D

[Grimm]

Originally posted by revil

but but but.... the lumberjack song was good.....

Well, from our perspective... yes. But what we really like must be evil.

Ok, this site is not Union of Evil (TM) approved. Sorry, but unless you are issued a card and keep up with your dues to the Union, you are not really evil, you are just a wannabe.


Sorry....

Well, no, not really sorry, but it sounded good.

[whitak24]

**** THE PROOF THAT whitak24 IS EVIL ****


W H I T A K
87 72 73 84 65 75 - as ASCII values
6 9 1 3 2 3 - digits added
\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_____/
6 9 1 3 5 - digits added

Thus, "whitak24" is 69135.


Turn the number backwards, and add 600 - the symbol of war. The number is now 53796.

Turn the number backwards, and add 3 - the symbol of fulfillment. The number is now 69738.

Add 9061 to it - this is the year Gallileo, inspired by the Satan himself, came up with his ridiculous theory, written backwards - you will get 78799.

Divide by 7, the sacred number of Illuminati - the result is 11257.

Subtract 7881 from the number - this is the year Erwin Schrodinger, known for hatred to all furry animals and heresy, was born, written backwards. It gives 3376.

This number, read as octal, gives 1790 - the year US patent system was established (eevil).

This is truly evil. QED.