View Full Version : Why Michael Why?
oblongmelon
11-13-2002, 08:58 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg
i really didn't need to see that.
Showtime
11-13-2002, 09:05 PM
saw this on the news and i thought it looked like some sort of goatee tattoo.
very disturbing.
-jel:halo:
Cantacuzene
11-13-2002, 09:05 PM
He is a monster.
Sir_Froggy
11-13-2002, 09:09 PM
nightmares...oh the horrible nightmares...
sleepminded
11-13-2002, 09:39 PM
:eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3: :eek3:
CornMonkey
11-13-2002, 09:42 PM
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
someone put him out of his misery..!!!
Got Apex Moderator
11-13-2002, 09:42 PM
Would make a lovely troll avatar.
sleepminded
11-13-2002, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by CornMonkey
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
someone put him out of his misery..!!!
agreed...ahhHh~~~~ :eek3:
nickel
11-13-2002, 09:50 PM
i think he outta sue his plastic surgeon
what a botch job
coleslaw
11-13-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by nickelback
i think he outta sue his plastic surgeonWhich one? I don't think even Michael Jackson has enough money to sue 300 doctors... :hmm:
p3rsian
11-13-2002, 10:02 PM
this is photo choped ! right ?
Cantacuzene
11-13-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by p3rsian
this is photo choped ! right ?
Just tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night.
eSDee
11-13-2002, 11:40 PM
Poor dude.
Freelance Superhero
11-13-2002, 11:47 PM
maaaan, that is so sad....
verve247
11-14-2002, 12:51 AM
Oh, and if his goatee looks bad it is because they were transplanted from "down under."
hehehe, and you thought it couldn't get worse.
missyusa
11-14-2002, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by oblongmelon
Looks like a overwhelming dose of self hatred...
Lord help him..
tweeteresa
11-14-2002, 02:27 AM
ahhhhhhhh why did i click?!?! ooooh the nitemares im gonna have tonight. :(
Napoleon54
11-14-2002, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by nickelback
i think he outta sue his plastic surgeon
what a botch job
no way, the waivers he's prolly had to sign before surgery will leave the surgeons immune. He's been warned time and time again about the dangers of repeated surgery. Make no mistake about it, he's fully responsible for what he's had done to himself. This is a sick, sick man.
nickel
11-14-2002, 07:29 AM
a makeover would help a little. can the goatee, get a real haircut, cut the black eyeliner, get someone who knows what they are doing when waxing his eyebrows. some sun would be nice, but he'd probably melt. and maybe a real friend who would tell him the truth.
and after all that he'd still look freakish. back in the day he used to be kinda a nice looking guy, not a thriller, but OK. :P
nickel
11-14-2002, 07:37 AM
dude looks like a lady
i guess.....
gear02
11-14-2002, 07:39 AM
oh god....must...poke...my eyeballs out.......argh!!!
Burzhui
11-14-2002, 08:46 AM
poor poor IT
InfiniteNothing
11-14-2002, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by oblongmelon
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20021113/mdf148570.jpg
I come in peace
faither
11-14-2002, 08:53 AM
Got|Freak
hang10wannabe
11-14-2002, 08:55 AM
i think he should sue the plastic surgeon for not sending him to a psychiatrist :dodgy:
mcs328
11-14-2002, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by nickelback
a makeover would help a little. can the goatee, get a real haircut, cut the black eyeliner, get someone who knows what they are doing when waxing his eyebrows. some sun would be nice, but he'd probably melt. and maybe a real friend who would tell him the truth.
and after all that he'd still look freakish. back in the day he used to be kinda a nice looking guy, not a thriller, but OK. :P
OMG...I am so disturbed and I just glanced at it. How can you look at that picture and study his face to see what needs to be done??
I bet my money on you if you ever got into a stare contest against someone else to see who can look the longest at that picture.:P
GraingerGuy
11-14-2002, 11:26 AM
Yeah....so the tip of his nose looks like it's going to break off...:eek2:
cheapie
11-14-2002, 11:49 AM
this is one of the saddest things i've seen. df's link was particularly depressing. makes me feel like my life isn't quite so f'ed up.
nickel
11-14-2002, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
I wouldn't even call it a nose anymore... more like a beak. :hmm:
http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
We want the old MJ back! :bawl:
http://anomalies-unlimited.com/OddPics/Images/MJ/MJ79.jpg
http://www.exclusivelymj.com/gallery/bsuit.jpg
he was actually on this side of fine once.
why did he fudge with it? he wanted to look like Diana Ross? or so i've read. well that was a supreme f***-up on his part.
welfareloser
11-14-2002, 12:54 PM
wow... you have to feel bad for a guy who is so screwed up that he thinks THAT is a good idea. and it hasn't stopped... i think he must tweak continually. a few years ago, his eyes weren't that round, i'd swear to it. if he keeps it up, he's not even going to look like a poorly made plastic doll anymore... he just won't even resemble human.
you used to look pretty good, little man!
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=638&ncid=762&e=1&u=/nm/20021114/en_nm/people_jackson_dc
SANTA MARIA, Calif. (Reuters) - Reclusive superstar Michael Jackson (news) mysteriously failed to appear in court on Thursday for a second scheduled day of testimony in a $21 million breach-of-contract lawsuit as the Internet buzzed with gossip about his bizarre appearance.
hehe the internet buzz...
NOW we know the reason he wears that surgical mask... ****ed up ass nose :P
ribitch
11-14-2002, 02:46 PM
if you were to cover his face up and only look at a small portion of his face, the only normal looking part is his chin. just purely nasty
Markel
11-14-2002, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Got Apex Moderator
Would make a lovely troll avatar.
Man! Now that's a way to keep everyone in line! :angel:
SonyGuy
11-14-2002, 09:04 PM
Hello everyone, my name is Michael Gotoh, and I want to make all your dreams come true. Especially you Hang10:naughty:
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/Michael Gotoh.JPG
I did it with paint so yeah it's bad quality... but who ever said Michael Jacksons face and the word quality in the same sentence anyway...:P
eSDee
11-14-2002, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by SonyGuy
Hello everyone, my name is Michael Gotoh, and I want to make all your dreams come true. Especially you Hang10:naughty:
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/Michael Gotoh.JPG
I did it with paint so yeah it's bad quality... but who ever said Michael Jacksons face and the word quality in the same sentence anyway...:P
That is the most disturbing photoshop ever.
avlena
11-14-2002, 09:43 PM
http://www.ucf.ics.uci.edu/~avlena/DL/MJ.mpeg
dunno if this has already been passed around, but seemed fitting for this thread...
YanksFanRy
11-14-2002, 09:47 PM
So many questions...
What was he thinking, and how much money does this guy have to spend? What doctor would agree to do this? WHat animal's nose did he have transplanted on his face? And what the heck possessed a talented black man to become an odd, white, woman?
faither
11-15-2002, 06:00 AM
Too funny...My wife hadn't seen the picture when I called her over to the computer last night and popped on the pic. She shrieked!
muhahahaha. :laugh2:
Napoleon54
11-15-2002, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by SonyGuy
Hello everyone, my name is Michael Gotoh, and I want to make all your dreams come true. Especially you Hang10:naughty:
http://www.lemonizer.com/uploads/Michael Gotoh.JPG
I did it with paint so yeah it's bad quality... but who ever said Michael Jacksons face and the word quality in the same sentence anyway...:P
BWUAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Best one ever- Paint quality makes it THAT much better!
HAhaAHAHAHaHaHAhahhahahAHaHaAHAHHAHAAHAHa
Napoleon54
11-15-2002, 07:31 AM
hang10wannabe
i think he should sue the plastic surgeon for not sending him to a psychiatrist
Originally posted by welfareloser
wow... you have to feel bad for a guy who is so screwed up that he thinks THAT is a good idea.
Nope, no sympathy here. As far as I know, he was NEVER forced to undergo surgery. It's all his choosing. He's certainly F-ed up, but I don't feel sorry for him. :puke:
Jacko shows up for court early today because of Internet buzz about missing yesterday because of Internet buzz about appearance two days ago
aww poor baby has a complicated life... that's why he missed... wah...
http://www.abcnews.go.com/wire/US/reuters20021115_372.html
oblongmelon
11-15-2002, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury
Now I'm trying to figure out who's scarier... Micheal Jackson...
snip
or Jocelyn "Tiger Lady" Wildenstein... :eek:
http://www.happywomanmagazine.com/Images/jocelynewildenstein.jpg
Honestly, they are the Male (ok... maybe not "male", but more like "androgeneous")/Female poster children of plastic surgery. :eek: :2far:
Wildenstein was once a beautiful woman..I for the life of me would never know why someone would do this to themselves.
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