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joe52985
11-18-2002, 08:12 PM
I pulled in to my driveway tonight and the poor thing was laying out front, on the road, dead. It looked so peaceful:bawl: i was sooo sad. idk how it died, didnt look like it got hit, just lying on its back, paws up to the squirrel god, dead.
pray with me
Napoleon54
11-18-2002, 09:07 PM
squirrel tastes kinda like chicken. kinda stringy though.
Originally posted by Napoleon54
squirrel tastes kinda like chicken. kinda stringy though.
:shifty: i think we can officially call him MR. Freak ;)
sho.gun
11-18-2002, 09:38 PM
on a lighter note, today while walking at school I saw a squirrel. I tossed my bottle of Sobe down on the grass and it came a' hoppin over to check it out. Then Hang10 gave it some of his twinkie (have a dirty mind please) and it grabbed it, tasted it a bit, and scurried up a tree. I love squirrels...
InfiniteNothing
11-18-2002, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by K2
:shifty: i think we can officially call him MR. Freak ;)
I think it's just one of his blod clots acting up again.;)
j/k get well soon
Napoleon54
11-18-2002, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by K2
:shifty: i think we can officially call him MR. Freak ;)
Aight, I'm ignorant. What's 'MR'?
If it means that I'm a freak, then I'll consider it a compliment. :D
irwin
11-18-2002, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Napoleon54
Aight, I'm ignorant. What's 'MR'?
If it means that I'm a freak, then I'll consider it a compliment. :D
You're thinking too hard on this one, nap. I think he just means MISTER. ;)
Napoleon54
11-18-2002, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by passwird
You're thinking too hard on this one, nap. I think he just means MISTER. ;)
Ah HAH! Sneaky bugger!
[Captain Acronym turns in his stripes.]
tweeteresa
11-18-2002, 11:22 PM
i see squirrels on my campus everyday. the day that i dont see one it's gonna be weird. there was one dead on the side of the road. it had all 4 paws stickin up. looked like it was frighten to death or something. but the squirrels here are brave lil things so i have no clue what could possibly scare it. poor thing. but i laughed when i saw it. :shrug:
sleepminded
11-18-2002, 11:24 PM
this reminds me of some movie or something, when they found and gave a squirrel a proper burrial...that was...wierd :eek3:
CornMonkey
11-18-2002, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by tweeteresa
i see squirrels on my campus everyday. the day that i dont see one it's gonna be weird. there was one dead on the side of the road. it had all 4 paws stickin up. looked like it was frighten to death or something. but the squirrels here are brave lil things so i have no clue what could possibly scare it. poor thing. but i laughed when i saw it. :shrug:
you talking about the squirrels at ucla? those squirrels are downright vicious. they're the reason why i don't eat on the grass anymore... i swear they're just WAITING for the opportunity to fly up and jack my taco supreme right outta my hand.
jonEwantsM3
11-18-2002, 11:46 PM
on my way to class, this squirrel ran rite in front of me and i nearly kicked it!...freaked the living crap out of me
and my friend has squirrels steal his sandwich when he was eating in Ackerman...totally sucks
UCLA squirrels are scary:eek: :eek: have u seen the ones running around w/ patches of hair missing?? scary...
Napoleon54
11-18-2002, 11:52 PM
You need two people to hunt them tree rats. The lil bastids is cleaver- they always go to the other side of the tree. So you get two people, one on each side, and blast 'em. Voila: Squirrel kabobs! :munch:
tweeteresa
11-19-2002, 12:00 AM
yep. ucla squirrels have that rep. :heh: they are vicious though. they'll sit there staring at you eating your food...ready to pounce. thats why i dont eat outside much either!!! :P
CynJon
11-19-2002, 12:33 AM
The squirrel scene from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
"Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn things..." :heh:
johnnymk
11-19-2002, 04:18 AM
The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel. There has been one
in my attic lately. Yesterday I think I found out where he was coming in and I sealed the opening up. Still, he is trying to get back in. You should see the hole that he has made in the vinyl siding to try to get back in.
When I see a squirrel in the road, I try to hit them, but they are too fast.
My mother used to think they were cute. She now thinks differently, seeing the incredible damage that they can do.
Napoleon54
11-19-2002, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by johnnymk
The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel. There has been one
in my attic lately. Yesterday I think I found out where he was coming in and I sealed the opening up. Still, he is trying to get back in. You should see the hole that he has made in the vinyl siding to try to get back in.
When I see a squirrel in the road, I try to hit them, but they are too fast.
My mother used to think they were cute. She now thinks differently, seeing the incredible damage that they can do.
My g/f has a huge vendetta against them too. Last summer a squirrel chewed a hole in her favorite swim suit as it was hanging out on the clothesline to dry. She tries to chase them down when they cross the road in front of her and frequently curses their existence.
Punker_bob2004
11-20-2002, 06:39 AM
mwahahahahaha :angry:
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